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<center><span style="font-size:150%"><span style="font-family:Linux Libertine;">'''Announcements and Execution Orders'''</span></span></center>
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<center><span style="font-size:150%;font-family:Linux Libertine;">'''Announcements and Execution Orders'''</span></center>
 
# [https://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Harvest_Moon&oldid=75387 The History within the HM wiki] Past members and remembered past.
 
# [https://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Harvest_Moon&oldid=75387 The History within the HM wiki] Past members and remembered past.
 
# Arena is one of Harvester's favorite pastimes. [https://wiki.godvillegame.com/Hairplug4men#Hairplug4men.27s_Arena_Guide. Learn arena] basics here.
 
# Arena is one of Harvester's favorite pastimes. [https://wiki.godvillegame.com/Hairplug4men#Hairplug4men.27s_Arena_Guide. Learn arena] basics here.
# Activities change pretty quickly. Stay up to date in [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=171 Our Forum].
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# Activities change pretty quickly. Stay up to date in [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=171 our forum].
# Few things survived the past better than [[#"The Weekly Harvest"|The Weekly Harvest Archives]].
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# Few things survived the past better than [https://wiki.godvillegame.com/Talk:Harvest_Moon The Weekly Harvest Archives].
 
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# Meet the Godville users on [https://discord.gg/pF2VnTE Discord].
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# The Harvest Moon [https://youtu.be/Yk-ok-Qfs70 song].
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# Read all about Harvest Moon on [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/Harvest_moon our wiki].
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# See our artworks [https://wiki.godvillegame.com/Harvest_Moon%27s_Artworks here].
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# Best presents for any occasions at [http://www.cafepress.com/harvestmoonmerch our store].
 
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<center><span style="font-size:150%;font-family:Linux Libertine;">'''Ongoing Contest(s)'''</span></center>
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# [https://wiki.godvillegame.com/Talk:Harvest_Moon_Election_History HP's Term-Long All-Inclusive Ultra Mega Contest]
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# [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSen8XcE-cr0iqLJUvjFpZtPZw1bUKa8BSa-ADCnFvhuxfBTWg/viewform Name Jows Pilla's shop! 45 charges for the winner]
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{{guild
 
{{guild
 
| motto = Messis lunae adoramus! (Those who slay together stay together)
 
| motto = Messis lunae adoramus! (Those who slay together stay together)
 
| founded = September 10, 2010
 
| founded = September 10, 2010
| alignment = Cruel
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| alignment = Dark
 
| stats = http://wiki.godvillegame.com/Harvest_Moon
 
| stats = http://wiki.godvillegame.com/Harvest_Moon
| pantheon = 4
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| pantheon = 5
| pantheon2 = 4
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| pantheon2 = 3
 
| pantheon3 = 1
 
| pantheon3 = 1
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| pantheon4 = 1
 
| forum = http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546
 
| forum = http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546
| date = 5 June 2017
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| date = 30 May 2019
 
| founder = Corwin
 
| founder = Corwin
 
| founder2 = Ulvolose
 
| founder2 = Ulvolose
 
| founder3 = Peter C
 
| founder3 = Peter C
| number = 431
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| number = 336
 
| town = Lostway
 
| town = Lostway
 
| perc = 100
 
| perc = 100
| gold = 338430
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| gold = 317959
| emblem = Hm logo 1.png
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| emblem = Moonie.png
 
| friend1 = Nautilus
 
| friend1 = Nautilus
| friend2 =
 
| friend3 =
 
| friend4 =
 
| friend5 =
 
| friend6 =
 
 
| foe1 = Blue Feather Guild
 
| foe1 = Blue Feather Guild
 
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==Arena Policy==
 
==Arena Policy==
  
Before getting started on Harvest Moon’s stance on duels, it is important to briefly define what the arena is:
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We normally fight to win. Relentless adskickery will ensure a steady climb in the pantheon for Harvest Moon and promote the guild through a display of skill and high ranks in the dueler/gladiatorship pantheons. It is not, however, compulsory to fight to win. This game is meant to be played and enjoy as you see fit as long as you don’t break official GV rules.
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The arena mechanics are such that the only factor limiting your success will be your definition of morals. Everybody in the arena has their own definition of what is fair and what isn’t and plays according to that personal code. A partial list of things people might believe is fair or unfair includes: buying charges, using multiple accounts, sniping, announcing, jumping announcers, matching friends on purpose, and hunting. Every single dueler will have a different view on what's fair and not. You will inadvertently anger somebody sometime with your play style. Don’t let people dictate what is acceptable: for every person that doesn’t agree with you, there might be a hundred others doing the same thing. If you ask yourself “can I do that?”, and if it doesn’t go against any rule set by Godville, the answer is yes. Do it.
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==Dungeon and Sail Policy==
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Originally penned by [https://godvillegame.com/gods/Brihtnoth Brihtnoth], the following document has been adapted for guild-wide use.
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'''Legalese contractual stuff: Terms of Service'''
  
The '''arena''' is a place where people fight. It is the main PvP instance in Godville. There are many reasons to send to the arena, for instance stacking charges, beating easy prey, or looking for bricks, gold, thrills, achievements, pantheon rankings, an easy way to heal and go back to Godville, and so on. Entering the arena is up to you alone. We only demand of you to observe the rules for proper behaviour for Godville.
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Contents:
  
You are free to '''announce''' if desired. If you do, post '''nt in''' (with temple unfinished) or '''t in''' (with temple finished) in Guild Chat prior to sending. As soon as you match, please announce '''m''' or '''match''' ('''no m''' or '''no match''' if unmatched) so that the next person can queue for arena.
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Section I: Dungeoneering
  
''Important note'': Announcing prevents people within Harvest Moon from matching each other unwillingly - many people actively seek to match (and obliterate) people from other guilds, and they will refrain from sending while you're queued. On the other hand, you might also find yourself jumped by an ambitious guild member if you announce. You might inadvertently match a guild member who hasn't been keeping an eye on Guild Chat; if that happens, you can resolve easily by discussing how you're going to solve this. You can agree to go zero influence, or go the distance, for example. Finally, you may find yourself jumped by an ambitious guild member who's looking to match you - for an easy win, your gold, or for thrills. If this happens, keep on smiling, because it's part of the game, and the risk of announcing.
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Section II: Sailing
  
We normally fight to win. Relentless asskickery will ensure a steady climb in the pantheon for Harvest Moon and promote it guild through a display of skill and high ranks in the dueler/gladiatorship pantheons, and other awesomeness. It is not, however, compulsory to fight to win. This game is meant to be played and enjoy as you see fit as long as you don’t break rules. There are no tacit or unofficial rules. You decide the limits for yourself. You are more than welcome to use and dispose of the arena and make your own definition of what dueling means. If you want to surrender, that is fine; if you don't want to break out a single charge, that is fine; if you set yourself a maximum charge limit, that is fine; if you want to go all-out, that is fine.
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On that note, let's talk about '''morals'''.
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'''Section I: Dungeoneering'''
  
The arena mechanics are such that the only factor limiting your success will be your definition of morals. Everybody in the arena has their own definition of what is fair and what isn’t and plays according to that personal code. A partial list of things people might believe is either fair or unfair includes: buying charges, using multiple accounts, sniping, announcing, jumping announcers, matching friends on purpose, and hunting. Every single dueler will have a different view on what's fair and not. You will inadvertently anger somebody sometime with your play style. Don’t let people dictate what is acceptable: for every person that doesn’t agree with you, there might be a hundred others doing the same thing. If you ask yourself “can I do that?”, and if it doesn’t go against any rule set by Godville, the answer is yes. Do it, then.
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'''1a''' By entering into a dungeon expedition with a hero directed by a deity of the guild Harvest Moon, hereafter to be referred to as ''the driver'', you implicitly agree to the below conditions if
  
'''In case of doubt''', if any question about the arena, strategies, and opinions are left unanswered, feel welcome to ask our Harvest Moon members. Many of them are knowledgeable, seasoned duelers that would be more than willing to answer them. <br><br>
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# you do not choose to be the driver yourself, and/or
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# you do not choose to be in it to win it, and/or
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# you run out of (the will to spend) godpower and/or godpower charges, and/or
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# your attention is diverted from your own hero/ine and their well-being for whichever reason.
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'''1b''' Reasons for diverted attention may include (but are not limited to):
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# work-related affairs;
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# family-related affairs;
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# force majeure;
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# religious or other convictions;
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# medical grounds;
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# laziness;
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# the <s>ducktarded</s> <s>delusional</s> unfounded notion that other deities have a moral responsibility to take care of your hero or heroine in a dungeon at all costs.
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'''2''' If any or all of the above holds true, you implicitly agree to the following:
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# ''The driver'' may choose to take up the responsibility of driving for the duration of the dungeon expedition or less;
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# ''The driver'' may attempt to optimise the gold and items gained by his aforementioned hero Snotolf by killing off as many party members as possible;
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# ''The driver'' may attempt to optimise the adventure points gained by his aforementioned hero’s guild by killing off as many party members as possible;
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# ''The driver'' may attempt to minimise the gold and items gained by your hero/ine by killing them off;
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# ''The driver'' may attempt to minimise the adventure points gained by your hero/ine’s guild by killing them off.
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'''3''' If any or all of the above holds true, you also implicitly agree with ''the driver'' achieving these aims by:
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# hitting the same trap or traps repeatedly, and/or
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# wandering around to find as many boss monsters as possible, and/or
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# showering the party of heroes with punishment damage, and/or
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# postponing exiting (in the case of toxicity type dungeons), and/or
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# any other method with which damage is inflicted upon one or more heroes,
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until he is sufficiently satisfied.
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'''4''' If any or all of the above holds true, you implicitly forfeit the right to:
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# claim you have not read these terms, as you freed up time from playing this game which gave you ample time to read them;
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# disagree with these terms, as you could have taken the wheel right away instead of waiting for someone else to do the heavy lifting for you;
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# complain to ''the driver'' via the direct messaging system, guild chat, all and sundry forum pages, and all and sundry third party communication apps;
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# complain about ''the driver'' via the direct messaging system, the reporting system, guild chat, all and sundry forum pages, and all and sundry third party communication apps to any third party;
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# hold a grudge against ''the driver'' for longer than five minutes, which start at the instant you discover your hero/ine is or was the (attempted) victim of an attempted optimisation or minimalisation of the motives mentioned under ''2''.
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'''5''' If you feel unhappy with the (style of) driving of or the direction taken by ''the driver'', you are free to approach him via the private messaging system (barring for purposes such as mentioned under 4.3), and kindly and gently express your thoughts. ''The driver'' is a sociable and conscientious person and will always respond in kind to whichever way he is approached, even to suggestions to take over driving from him, but only if sufficiently prefaced with kindness and a pinch of humility.
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'''6''' '''This section only applies if ''the driver'' is, in fact, Brihtnoth.''' If you feel lucky, you can coax ''the driver'' into summoning his 300% Shamaniac to fight on his (and your) behalf, if the following conditions are met:
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# ''the driver'' has no more cooldown on summoning it;
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# ''the driver'' has sufficient godpower to summon it;
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# ''the driver'' has not been previously embroiled in any beef with you without subsequent kissing and making <s>out</s> up;
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# you have posted on the Harvest Moon forum thread the following text: '''‘Brihtnoth is my hero, because he’s generous and selfless and the awesomest player in the entire game!’''' in the past 24 hours, without removing it again;
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# ''the driver'' feels like summoning it;
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# you understand transactions.
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'''7''' When a Harvest Moon member is '''not''' ''the driver'', they may opt to let their hero die the death of the AFK. In this case, they do not care. You may parade around the killing of their hero as a badge of honour and boast about it for all they care. Congratulations, you won something in a game.
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'''Section II: Sailing'''
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'''1''' When your hero/ine happens to be sailing the same seas as a member of Harvest Moon, hereafter to be referred to as ''the captain'', you implicitly agree to the following terms:
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# You understand that ''the captain'' may use all game possibilities (listed under '''2''') for any reasons (listed under '''3''') that sailing in this game offers;
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# You understand that, beyond the Terms and Conditions as stated by the Godville Dev Team, there are neither any moral guidelines laid out for sailing, nor any rules set up for sailing ‘the correct way’;
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# You understand that there is no treasure with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
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# You understand that there is no fenimal with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
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# You understand that there is no manimal with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
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# You understand that there is no crate with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
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# You understand that there is no island with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have had your hero/ine explore that island and taken its bonus;
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# You understand that there is no section of the map with the name of your hero/ine on it;
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# You understand that there is no hint with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have explored it.
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'''2''' ''The captain'' may choose to sail to reach the objectives of:
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# AFK sailing without any care for the consequences;
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# sinking any or all hero/ines belonging to guilds other than '''Harvest Moon''', regardless of them having any booty stashed in their holds;
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# together with a guild member or other allied deity, ganging up on any or all players belonging to guilds other than Harvest Moon, regardless of them having any booty stashed in their holds;
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# chasing any or all players belonging to guilds other than '''Harvest Moon''' across the map for nothing else but a laugh;
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# bothering nobody and try to get modest or outrageous amounts of treasure.
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'''3''' Motives for ''the captain'' for pursuing the objectives stated under '''2''' may be (but are not limited to):
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# preventing other guilds from accumulating maximum adventure points;
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# optimising adventure points accumulated for Harvest Moon;
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# preventing other deities from accumulating maximum booty;
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# optimising the booty gained by ''the captain'''s hero;
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# assisting fellow guild members or allied friends in acquiring any booty of their choice;
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# having highly personalised fun;
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# entertaining fellow guild members;
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# thwarting rival guild members in any or every objective;
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# scaring other deities;
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# following up on opportunistic impulses;
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# perpetuating the completely unfounded perception of Harvest Moon members all being heartless and soulless bullies.
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'''4''' When the HM member is AFK, they may choose to let their hero be sunk. In this case, they do not care. You may parade around the sinking of their hero as a badge of honour and boast about it for all they care. Congratulations, you won something in a game.
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==Recruitment Policy==
 
==Recruitment Policy==
 
All is fair within the rules of Godville for recruiting outside members. The best way to attract awesome members is by being active and impressive.
 
All is fair within the rules of Godville for recruiting outside members. The best way to attract awesome members is by being active and impressive.
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== The Harvest Moon Corporate Structure ==
 
== The Harvest Moon Corporate Structure ==
 
'''Boss and Chief Execution Officer'''
 
'''Boss and Chief Execution Officer'''
:The guild totem monster is the boss of HM. Everyone in HM answers to the CEO. The boss is appointed by the elected leader of HM and must fight the former totem to the death before leading HM. The totem is the Boss of HM but, like most bosses, doesn’t want to be disturbed except to execute AFKs, drink their blood, play ball games with their severed heads.
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:The guild totem monster is the boss of HM. Everyone in HM answers to the CEO. The boss is appointed by the elected leader of HM and must fight the former totem to the death before leading HM. The totem is the Boss of HM but, like most bosses, doesn’t want to be disturbed except to execute AFKs, drink their blood, and play ball games with their severed heads.
  
'''Managerial Board'''
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'''The Managerial Board'''
 
:Executive executioners. In charge of all daily activity, educating noobs, and sacrificing the lives of all goody goodies. Serves four-month terms, can serve unlimited terms. Appoints supervisors by simple majority. Can execute any supervisor with unanimous support.
 
:Executive executioners. In charge of all daily activity, educating noobs, and sacrificing the lives of all goody goodies. Serves four-month terms, can serve unlimited terms. Appoints supervisors by simple majority. Can execute any supervisor with unanimous support.
  
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'''Representatives'''
 
'''Representatives'''
:A great place to start in ones desire to move up the ranks of Harvest Moon. Members listed here actively represent how great HM can be. <br><br>
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:A great place to start in one's desire to move up the ranks of Harvest Moon. Members listed here actively represent how great HM can be. <br><br>
  
 
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=== The New Blood Council ===
 
=== The New Blood Council ===
 
'''CEO:'''
 
'''CEO:'''
:The Great Harvester
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:[https://godvillegame.com/gods/Great%20Harvester The Great Harvester]
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'''President:'''
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:{{god|Oversee Year|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|extended = yes please}}
 
'''The Managerial Board:'''
 
'''The Managerial Board:'''
:{{god|Brihtnoth|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}Chief Operating Officer, Proprietor of propaganda
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:{{god|Hairplug4men|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|shop=1|pairs=1|extended = yes please}}Chief Financial Officer, Guild Historian
:{{god|DiamondHard|temple=1|breeder=0|extended = yes please}}Chief Intelligence Officer, Human Resources, Public Relations
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:{{god|Ngma|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|pairs=1|extended = yes please}}Chief Intelligence Officer, Human Resources, Public Relations, O.G. Butt-hoeing Moron
:{{god|Hairplug4men|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}Chief Financial Officer, Guild Historian
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:{{god|Cassia Rainsonne|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|extended = yes please}}Chief Operating Officer, Proprietor of Propaganda
 
'''The Supervisory  Board:'''
 
'''The Supervisory  Board:'''
:{{god|The Real Nicolas Cage|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}} Owner of HP's Plug Museum
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:{{god|DiamondHard|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|extended = yes please}} HRJM Cat Enthusiast
:{{god|Glow Puff|temple=1|breeder=0|extended = yes please}} The Magic Anus Dragon
 
:{{god|Ngma|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}} Just a DH Alt
 
:{{god|Belteshazzar|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}} Shepard of the Anus
 
 
:{{god|Doctor Frank-n-furter|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}
 
:{{god|Doctor Frank-n-furter|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}
:{{god|Nyx of Darkness|temple=1|extended = yes please}} Dark Side of the Moon
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:{{god|Dombinator|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|extended = yes please}} Influencer of Debauchery; Valentines Day Butcher 2019
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:{{god|Oversee Year|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=0|extended = yes please}} Potted Plant in the Corner
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:{{god|Pysrilexot|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|extended = yes please}} Heremiser Extraordinaire
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:{{god|Woody Pecker|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|pairs=1|extended = yes please}} Pecker Head Council Chair of the Moon
 
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===Representatives===
 
===Representatives===
''These Respresentatives shall travel these lands in advancement of our guild, delivering our word to those who’ve been deemed worthy enough to receive our blessings, as well as those who dare oppose our rule.''
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''These Representatives shall travel these lands in advancement of our guild, delivering our word to those who’ve been deemed worthy enough to receive our blessings, as well as those who dare oppose our rule.''
  
 
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!style="background:#9D9999; color:#000000; font-family:Verdana;" class="unsortable" | Title
 
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| {{god|Dark Tidings|temple = 1|extended = yes please}}||[https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1106619 Evil Eye of the Moon]
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| {{god|Me3713|temple=1|extended = yes please}}||lcT(ity)o: little chief Technical(ity) officer
 
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| {{god|Pantheist Goddess|extended = yes please}}||[https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1106619 Shred of Innocence]
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| {{god|Mifreal|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|pairs=1|extended = yes please}}||Overthinker
 
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| {{god|Tha Saxon|temple = 0|breeder=0|ark=0|extended = yes please}}||[https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1106619 Trafficker of Human Souls]
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| {{god|Orthos Graph|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|extended = yes please}}||[https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1138779 Advertiser; Shepherd of the Noobs]
 
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| {{god|Persephassa|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|pairs=1|extended = yes please}}||A legend in the mask
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| {{god|Bellatrixie The Strange|temple = 0|breeder=0|ark=0|extended = yes please}}||Crushed by pigs||{{ge|01|31|2015}} g.e.
 
| {{god|Bellatrixie The Strange|temple = 0|breeder=0|ark=0|extended = yes please}}||Crushed by pigs||{{ge|01|31|2015}} g.e.
 
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| {{god|Beeporama|temple = 0|breeder=0|extended = yes please}}||Buried alive||{{ge|04|22|2015}} g.e.
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| {{god|Beeporama|temple = 0|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}||Buried alive||{{ge|04|22|2015}} g.e.
 
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| {{god|Empress Kerry|temple = 0|breeder=0|extended = yes please}}||drowned by wasps||{{ge|5|9|2015}} g.e.
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| {{god|Empress Kerry|temple = 0|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}||drowned by wasps||{{ge|5|9|2015}} g.e.
 
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| {{god|Ar-Sonfyr the Liar|extended = yes please}}||Death by captcha||{{ge|1|15|2016}} g.e.
 
| {{god|Ar-Sonfyr the Liar|extended = yes please}}||Death by captcha||{{ge|1|15|2016}} g.e.
 
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| {{god|The Sock|temple=0|breeder=0|extended = yes please}}||Death by dry cleaning||{{ge|2|9|2016}} g.e.
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| {{god|The Sock|temple=0|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}||Death by dry cleaning||{{ge|2|9|2016}} g.e.
 
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| {{god|Enoch Metatron|temple=0|breeder=0|ark=0|extended = yes please}}||Tarred & feathered||{{ge|6|22|2016}} g.e.
 
| {{god|Enoch Metatron|temple=0|breeder=0|ark=0|extended = yes please}}||Tarred & feathered||{{ge|6|22|2016}} g.e.
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| {{god|The Real Nicolas Cage|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}||D-listed to extinction||{{ge|10|29|2016}} g.e.
 
| {{god|The Real Nicolas Cage|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}||D-listed to extinction||{{ge|10|29|2016}} g.e.
 
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| {{god|Krohnos|temple=1|breeder=0|extended = yes please}}||Death by snowflakes||{{ge|3|17|2017}} g.e.
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| {{god|Krohnos|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=1|extended = yes please}}||Death by snowflakes||{{ge|3|17|2017}} g.e.
 
|-
 
|-
 
| {{god|DiamondHard|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=0|extended = yes please}}||Stuffed with candies and ripped apart like a piñata||{{ge|7|27|2017}} g.e.
 
| {{god|DiamondHard|temple=1|breeder=0|ark=0|extended = yes please}}||Stuffed with candies and ripped apart like a piñata||{{ge|7|27|2017}} g.e.
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|-
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| {{god|Nyx of Darkness|temple=1|breeder=1|extended=yes}} || Death by dehorning|| {{ge|12|10|2017}} g.e.
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|-
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| {{god|Jels|temple=1|extended=yes}} || Death by alt-banning || {{ge|4|23|2018}} g.e.
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|-
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| {{god|Dombinator|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|extended = yes please}}||Suffocation by 300lb facesitting||{{ge|9|04|2018}} g.e.
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|-
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| {{god|Hairplug4men|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|shop=1|pairs=1|extended = yes please}}||Impaled by Doctor Frank-n-furter||{{ge|1|16|2019}} g.e.
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| {{god|Oversee Year|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|extended = yes please}}||Chained, whipped, and spit on|| {{ge|5|31|2019}} g.e.
 
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Our allies work together with us in mutual goals providing mutual benefits and maximum power.
 
Our allies work together with us in mutual goals providing mutual benefits and maximum power.
 
Our enemies are respected, skilled and overall our biggest competition in Godville. to be the best we will beat the best, or the next best thing.
 
Our enemies are respected, skilled and overall our biggest competition in Godville. to be the best we will beat the best, or the next best thing.
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==Harvest Moon Company Jargon==
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As with any professional organisation, Harvest Moon has its own sociolect. The expressions and words used broadly fall into two categories: swearing and announcing.
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Swearing: is disapproved of. We may be evil but are also civil.
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* Ads/Add: rump or terminus of the digestive tract;
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* Cheesus: invocation of a cult leader;
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* Dam: general interjection;
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* Dam it: inflict misfortune upon [object];
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* Duck/🦆: either an unpleasant person, a part of the male anatomy, or the act of procreation (usually with object);
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* Ducking: adjectival or present continuous form of the above;
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* Rear End Colonic Terminus Underwear Maculator: just that, verbose;
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* Shift: general interjection;
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* Shifty: adjectival form of shift.
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Note: calling your hero(ine) a Smelly Poopy Face is accepted.
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Functional expressions (swearing is highly functional too, so let's forget that word) that are used to make everyday business run smoothly.
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* NT in: temple builder sending hero into junior arena;
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* T in: temple owner sending hero into senior arena;
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* (N)T/D/S@:45: sending hero into arena/dungeon/sail when the clock says N:45, where N represents the hour appropriate to your time zone;
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* D in/ Din/Dropped: hero queued up to match in a dungeon;
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* S in/Sin/⛵ in: hero queued up to match in a sail;
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*Dig hook/Boss hook/Dig boss: partners needed for dig boss fight;
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* NM: no match, also: "nobody wanted to play with me, and now I'm all alone crying by myself".
  
 
==Miscellaneous==
 
==Miscellaneous==
10:56 No matter where I go, the moon is always there. Is it following me?
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{{diary|style=default|text=19:41 Stared at the moon. The moon stared back. <br>08:50 There's a waxing moon tonight. I expect a hairy residue in the morning. <br>10:56 No matter where I go, the moon is always there. Is it following me?}}
  
Yes it is...
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===The Harvester Prayer===
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:Thy Great Harvester
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:Who art in Harvest Moon
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:Hallowed be thy Name
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:Thy executions will come
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:Thy will be done
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:In Godville as it is in Roflopolis
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:Give us this day our daily blood
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:And forgive us our mercy
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:As we forgive those who show mercy
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:And deliver us from good
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:For Yours is the torture room, the power and the glory
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:Amen.
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:::::By {{god|Pysrilexot|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|extended=yes}} and {{god|Hairplug4men|temple=1|breeder=1|ark=1|shop=1|pairs=1|extended=yes}}
  
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==Logos==
 
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|Image:HM logo 2.jpeg|
 
|Image:HM logo 2.jpeg|
 
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Latest revision as of 23:28, 30 May 2019

Announcements and Execution Orders
  1. The History within the HM wiki Past members and remembered past.
  2. Arena is one of Harvester's favorite pastimes. Learn arena basics here.
  3. Activities change pretty quickly. Stay up to date in our forum.
  4. Few things survived the past better than The Weekly Harvest Archives.
  5. Meet the Godville users on Discord.
  6. The Harvest Moon song.
  7. Read all about Harvest Moon on our wiki.
  8. See our artworks here.
  9. Best presents for any occasions at our store.

Harvest Moon
Moonie.png
Motto: Messis lunae adoramus! (Those who slay together stay together)
Alignment: Dark
Gold Fund: 317959 c.u.
Founder(s):
Date Founded: September 10, 2010
Membership Count: 336
Town with Greatest Influence: Lostway (100%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 5
Pantheon of popularity Rank: 3
Pantheon of duelery Rank: 1
Pantheon of adventure Rank: 1
Forum Headquarters: Harvest Moon
Guild Page: Harvest Moon 
Allies:
Rivals:
Data current as of 30 May 2019


The Story of Harvest Moon

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, was a group of six friends who enjoyed slaying, earning experience, raiding dungeons for loot and glory, and having a good time together. These people had met under the aegis of a federation called Harvest Moon, and enjoyed each other’s company. One day, one of the lads of that group asked the party if they wanted to explore a country; a land full of mystery, novelty, and lack of graphic interface. Willing to depart for a new adventure, the group left to that new place going by the name of Godville, leaving behind anything they had ever known, and delving into that new realm. After getting used to this province, they decided to implant themselves for good and let their name be spread, that is when they created a guild - a guild named Harvest Moon. Very quickly, that name became widely known. Indeed, tales of their achievements had reached every corner of Godville, and soon, members upon members joined that group, setting the first stone of the establishment that would become one of Godville’s greatest guilds. Due to the evil nature of its founders, HM became widely known as a place where scoundrels and evildoers of all kind could gather and feel at home. As a result of that fame and reputation, many heroes and guilds throughout Godville started looking at Harvest Moon with contemptuous and jealous eyes, forcing them to temper their evil behavior for the sake of the people. Little did they know that this led to a dramatic slow-down in Harvest Moon’s implication in Godville’s life. Tournaments became scarce, duelers became less active, and the overall activity dropped.

Due to its notoriety, the guild still stayed prominent and heavily present in the pantheons. Time passed, and Harvest Moon’s evilness perdured through tales and evil acts here and there. The founders had become a rare sight, and a new generation of heroes were now doing the Harvester’s dark biddings. That is when The Great Harvester Of Sorrow decided that it was time. It was time to restore Harvest Moon’s past glory. In order to gather enough strength for that humongous task, he devoured the Elders, making one with them and guaranteeing that they would forever be at the very center of Harvest Moon’s whereabouts, and named new heroes, new Gods, to take over the legacy.

To Be Continued...

Arena Policy

We normally fight to win. Relentless adskickery will ensure a steady climb in the pantheon for Harvest Moon and promote the guild through a display of skill and high ranks in the dueler/gladiatorship pantheons. It is not, however, compulsory to fight to win. This game is meant to be played and enjoy as you see fit as long as you don’t break official GV rules.

The arena mechanics are such that the only factor limiting your success will be your definition of morals. Everybody in the arena has their own definition of what is fair and what isn’t and plays according to that personal code. A partial list of things people might believe is fair or unfair includes: buying charges, using multiple accounts, sniping, announcing, jumping announcers, matching friends on purpose, and hunting. Every single dueler will have a different view on what's fair and not. You will inadvertently anger somebody sometime with your play style. Don’t let people dictate what is acceptable: for every person that doesn’t agree with you, there might be a hundred others doing the same thing. If you ask yourself “can I do that?”, and if it doesn’t go against any rule set by Godville, the answer is yes. Do it.

Dungeon and Sail Policy

Originally penned by Brihtnoth, the following document has been adapted for guild-wide use.

Legalese contractual stuff: Terms of Service

Contents:

Section I: Dungeoneering

Section II: Sailing


Section I: Dungeoneering

1a By entering into a dungeon expedition with a hero directed by a deity of the guild Harvest Moon, hereafter to be referred to as the driver, you implicitly agree to the below conditions if

  1. you do not choose to be the driver yourself, and/or
  2. you do not choose to be in it to win it, and/or
  3. you run out of (the will to spend) godpower and/or godpower charges, and/or
  4. your attention is diverted from your own hero/ine and their well-being for whichever reason.

1b Reasons for diverted attention may include (but are not limited to):

  1. work-related affairs;
  2. family-related affairs;
  3. force majeure;
  4. religious or other convictions;
  5. medical grounds;
  6. laziness;
  7. the ducktarded delusional unfounded notion that other deities have a moral responsibility to take care of your hero or heroine in a dungeon at all costs.

2 If any or all of the above holds true, you implicitly agree to the following:

  1. The driver may choose to take up the responsibility of driving for the duration of the dungeon expedition or less;
  2. The driver may attempt to optimise the gold and items gained by his aforementioned hero Snotolf by killing off as many party members as possible;
  3. The driver may attempt to optimise the adventure points gained by his aforementioned hero’s guild by killing off as many party members as possible;
  4. The driver may attempt to minimise the gold and items gained by your hero/ine by killing them off;
  5. The driver may attempt to minimise the adventure points gained by your hero/ine’s guild by killing them off.

3 If any or all of the above holds true, you also implicitly agree with the driver achieving these aims by:

  1. hitting the same trap or traps repeatedly, and/or
  2. wandering around to find as many boss monsters as possible, and/or
  3. showering the party of heroes with punishment damage, and/or
  4. postponing exiting (in the case of toxicity type dungeons), and/or
  5. any other method with which damage is inflicted upon one or more heroes,

until he is sufficiently satisfied.

4 If any or all of the above holds true, you implicitly forfeit the right to:

  1. claim you have not read these terms, as you freed up time from playing this game which gave you ample time to read them;
  2. disagree with these terms, as you could have taken the wheel right away instead of waiting for someone else to do the heavy lifting for you;
  3. complain to the driver via the direct messaging system, guild chat, all and sundry forum pages, and all and sundry third party communication apps;
  4. complain about the driver via the direct messaging system, the reporting system, guild chat, all and sundry forum pages, and all and sundry third party communication apps to any third party;
  5. hold a grudge against the driver for longer than five minutes, which start at the instant you discover your hero/ine is or was the (attempted) victim of an attempted optimisation or minimalisation of the motives mentioned under 2.

5 If you feel unhappy with the (style of) driving of or the direction taken by the driver, you are free to approach him via the private messaging system (barring for purposes such as mentioned under 4.3), and kindly and gently express your thoughts. The driver is a sociable and conscientious person and will always respond in kind to whichever way he is approached, even to suggestions to take over driving from him, but only if sufficiently prefaced with kindness and a pinch of humility.

6 This section only applies if the driver is, in fact, Brihtnoth. If you feel lucky, you can coax the driver into summoning his 300% Shamaniac to fight on his (and your) behalf, if the following conditions are met:

  1. the driver has no more cooldown on summoning it;
  2. the driver has sufficient godpower to summon it;
  3. the driver has not been previously embroiled in any beef with you without subsequent kissing and making out up;
  4. you have posted on the Harvest Moon forum thread the following text: ‘Brihtnoth is my hero, because he’s generous and selfless and the awesomest player in the entire game!’ in the past 24 hours, without removing it again;
  5. the driver feels like summoning it;
  6. you understand transactions.

7 When a Harvest Moon member is not the driver, they may opt to let their hero die the death of the AFK. In this case, they do not care. You may parade around the killing of their hero as a badge of honour and boast about it for all they care. Congratulations, you won something in a game.


Section II: Sailing

1 When your hero/ine happens to be sailing the same seas as a member of Harvest Moon, hereafter to be referred to as the captain, you implicitly agree to the following terms:

  1. You understand that the captain may use all game possibilities (listed under 2) for any reasons (listed under 3) that sailing in this game offers;
  2. You understand that, beyond the Terms and Conditions as stated by the Godville Dev Team, there are neither any moral guidelines laid out for sailing, nor any rules set up for sailing ‘the correct way’;
  3. You understand that there is no treasure with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
  4. You understand that there is no fenimal with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
  5. You understand that there is no manimal with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
  6. You understand that there is no crate with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
  7. You understand that there is no island with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have had your hero/ine explore that island and taken its bonus;
  8. You understand that there is no section of the map with the name of your hero/ine on it;
  9. You understand that there is no hint with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have explored it.

2 The captain may choose to sail to reach the objectives of:

  1. AFK sailing without any care for the consequences;
  2. sinking any or all hero/ines belonging to guilds other than Harvest Moon, regardless of them having any booty stashed in their holds;
  3. together with a guild member or other allied deity, ganging up on any or all players belonging to guilds other than Harvest Moon, regardless of them having any booty stashed in their holds;
  4. chasing any or all players belonging to guilds other than Harvest Moon across the map for nothing else but a laugh;
  5. bothering nobody and try to get modest or outrageous amounts of treasure.

3 Motives for the captain for pursuing the objectives stated under 2 may be (but are not limited to):

  1. preventing other guilds from accumulating maximum adventure points;
  2. optimising adventure points accumulated for Harvest Moon;
  3. preventing other deities from accumulating maximum booty;
  4. optimising the booty gained by the captain's hero;
  5. assisting fellow guild members or allied friends in acquiring any booty of their choice;
  6. having highly personalised fun;
  7. entertaining fellow guild members;
  8. thwarting rival guild members in any or every objective;
  9. scaring other deities;
  10. following up on opportunistic impulses;
  11. perpetuating the completely unfounded perception of Harvest Moon members all being heartless and soulless bullies.

4 When the HM member is AFK, they may choose to let their hero be sunk. In this case, they do not care. You may parade around the sinking of their hero as a badge of honour and boast about it for all they care. Congratulations, you won something in a game.


Recruitment Policy

All is fair within the rules of Godville for recruiting outside members. The best way to attract awesome members is by being active and impressive.

Of course, threats, blackmail, bribery, and other forms of indoctrination are very much encouraged when recruiting too.


The Harvest Moon Corporate Structure

Boss and Chief Execution Officer

The guild totem monster is the boss of HM. Everyone in HM answers to the CEO. The boss is appointed by the elected leader of HM and must fight the former totem to the death before leading HM. The totem is the Boss of HM but, like most bosses, doesn’t want to be disturbed except to execute AFKs, drink their blood, and play ball games with their severed heads.

The Managerial Board

Executive executioners. In charge of all daily activity, educating noobs, and sacrificing the lives of all goody goodies. Serves four-month terms, can serve unlimited terms. Appoints supervisors by simple majority. Can execute any supervisor with unanimous support.

The Supervisory Board

In charge of spotting the awesome amongst guild members, supporting the guild, and keeping the management board in check by way of corporate violence. Can execute any manager with simple majority.

Representatives

A great place to start in one's desire to move up the ranks of Harvest Moon. Members listed here actively represent how great HM can be.

The New Blood Council

CEO:

The Great Harvester

President:

GodOversee Year (U • C • T) 

The Managerial Board:

GodHairplug4men (U • C • T) Chief Financial Officer, Guild Historian
GodNgma (U • C • T) Chief Intelligence Officer, Human Resources, Public Relations, O.G. Butt-hoeing Moron
GodCassia Rainsonne (U • C • T) Chief Operating Officer, Proprietor of Propaganda

The Supervisory Board:

GodDiamondHard (U • C • T)  HRJM Cat Enthusiast
GodDoctor Frank-n-furter (U • C • T) 
GodDombinator (U • C • T)  Influencer of Debauchery; Valentines Day Butcher 2019
GodOversee Year (U • C • T)  Potted Plant in the Corner
GodPysrilexot (U • C • T)  Heremiser Extraordinaire
GodWoody Pecker (U • C • T)  Pecker Head Council Chair of the Moon

Representatives

These Representatives shall travel these lands in advancement of our guild, delivering our word to those who’ve been deemed worthy enough to receive our blessings, as well as those who dare oppose our rule.

Representative Title
GodMe3713 (U • C • T)  lcT(ity)o: little chief Technical(ity) officer
GodMifreal (U • C • T)  Overthinker
GodOrthos Graph (U • C • T)  Advertiser; Shepherd of the Noobs
GodPersephassa (U • C • T)  A legend in the mask

Elected Leaders

These evil-doers managed to kiss enough hands and shake enough babies to earn the popular vote of all members ranked Cardinal or above. If they aren't on your friends list, they should be! They've earned the honor to choose their method of execution if they ever leave the guild.

Read about the history of Harvest Moon elections here

Name Method of execution Elected
GodBellatrixie The Strange (U • C • T)  Crushed by pigs 1727 g.e.
GodBeeporama (U • C • T)  Buried alive 1808 g.e.
GodEmpress Kerry (U • C • T)  drowned by wasps 1825 g.e.
GodAr-Sonfyr the Liar (U • C • T)  Death by captcha 2076 g.e.
GodThe Sock (U • C • T)  Death by dry cleaning 2101 g.e.
GodEnoch Metatron (U • C • T)  Tarred & feathered 2235 g.e.
GodThe Real Nicolas Cage (U • C • T)  D-listed to extinction 2364 g.e.
GodKrohnos (U • C • T)  Death by snowflakes 2503 g.e.
GodDiamondHard (U • C • T)  Stuffed with candies and ripped apart like a piñata 2635 g.e.
GodNyx of Darkness (U • C • T)  Death by dehorning 2771 g.e.
GodJels (U • C • T)  Death by alt-banning 2905 g.e.
GodDombinator (U • C • T)  Suffocation by 300lb facesitting 3039 g.e.
GodHairplug4men (U • C • T)  Impaled by Doctor Frank-n-furter 3173 g.e.
GodOversee Year (U • C • T)  Chained, whipped, and spit on 3308 g.e.


Members

Our guild is proud to be home to the best and evilest members in all of Godville.
Our members can be viewed at the Harvest Moon Stats Page.

Friends & Enemies

Our allies work together with us in mutual goals providing mutual benefits and maximum power. Our enemies are respected, skilled and overall our biggest competition in Godville. to be the best we will beat the best, or the next best thing.

Harvest Moon Company Jargon

As with any professional organisation, Harvest Moon has its own sociolect. The expressions and words used broadly fall into two categories: swearing and announcing.

Swearing: is disapproved of. We may be evil but are also civil.

  • Ads/Add: rump or terminus of the digestive tract;
  • Cheesus: invocation of a cult leader;
  • Dam: general interjection;
  • Dam it: inflict misfortune upon [object];
  • Duck/🦆: either an unpleasant person, a part of the male anatomy, or the act of procreation (usually with object);
  • Ducking: adjectival or present continuous form of the above;
  • Rear End Colonic Terminus Underwear Maculator: just that, verbose;
  • Shift: general interjection;
  • Shifty: adjectival form of shift.

Note: calling your hero(ine) a Smelly Poopy Face is accepted.

Functional expressions (swearing is highly functional too, so let's forget that word) that are used to make everyday business run smoothly.

  • NT in: temple builder sending hero into junior arena;
  • T in: temple owner sending hero into senior arena;
  • (N)T/D/S@:45: sending hero into arena/dungeon/sail when the clock says N:45, where N represents the hour appropriate to your time zone;
  • D in/ Din/Dropped: hero queued up to match in a dungeon;
  • S in/Sin/⛵ in: hero queued up to match in a sail;
  • Dig hook/Boss hook/Dig boss: partners needed for dig boss fight;
  • NM: no match, also: "nobody wanted to play with me, and now I'm all alone crying by myself".

Miscellaneous

!Hero's Diary
19:41 Stared at the moon. The moon stared back.
08:50 There's a waxing moon tonight. I expect a hairy residue in the morning.
10:56 No matter where I go, the moon is always there. Is it following me?

The Harvester Prayer

Thy Great Harvester
Who art in Harvest Moon
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy executions will come
Thy will be done
In Godville as it is in Roflopolis
Give us this day our daily blood
And forgive us our mercy
As we forgive those who show mercy
And deliver us from good
For Yours is the torture room, the power and the glory
Amen.
By GodPysrilexot (U • C • T)  and GodHairplug4men (U • C • T) 

Logos

Our Logos