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There is a theory about this which says if Haemoglobin was real, she could be a non-native English speaker. It can also explain the reason why she couldn’t find a cool and original name for herself.
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The reasons why Haemoglobin barely sent any Godvoice a day could be:
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* ''She was a non-native English speaker'', and she felt insecure when she had to use a new language; the fear of making mistakes could make her talk less and use simple words only. This can also explain why she couldn’t choose a creative and original name for herself. There is one problem about this theory, though: everyone knows that Haemoglobin wasn’t real.
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* ''She was always in lack of Godpower.'' Everything comes with a price, so does the power of a deity. As a Goddess, Haemoglobin must have had a lot of important things to do, and chatting with her worshipper is not her highest priorities. Again, the only problem of this theory is that Haemoglobin wasn’t real.
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* ''Biliverdinn wasn’t sober enough to listen and write down all of her Godvoices. '' Since the hero was the only one who could hear her Godvoices, we have no other records on how talkative the Goddess was. Sounds like a perfect theory, except that the Godvoices weren’t real.
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When Haemoglobin felt excited, she could send him a full-constructed message; but it was rare:
 
When Haemoglobin felt excited, she could send him a full-constructed message; but it was rare:

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Haemoglobin
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“My Goddess and I” by Biliverdinn
Goddess
Other names That bloody lady, Billy’s scary parent and similar
Gender Female
Blood type Always positive
Formula C2932H4724N828O840S8Fe4→(some-other-crazy-elements)n[1]
Personality (Changes from time to time)
Date of Birth Much sooner before Biliverdinn was born[2]
Address Some place above Biliverdinn’s head[3]
Officially became a Goddess at December 6th, 2015
Worshippers
First follower
Name Biliverdinn
Species Hero
Second follower
Name Bolt
Species Santa Claws

Not to be confused with Haemoglobin (Hemoglobin), the iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of all vertebrates (with the exception of the fish family Channichthyidae) as well as the tissues of some invertebrates.

Haemoglobin (ˈhiːməˌɡloʊbɪn) is the name of the Goddess in the legend of Biliverdinn. She is believed to be an imaginary deity who Biliverdinn created on his mind to explain all the good[4] and bad[5] things that ever happened throughout the time he was travelling across Godville. The hero also mentioned in his diary that Haemoglobin had been the only one who was always there to guide him the right ways to go [6] and tell him the right things to do[7] in the worst times of his life.

How the world sees Haemoglobin through the words of her hero

She was inconsistent

This is the top reason why no one else besides Biliverdinn actually believes in her. On some days she could bless him with all the best things ever happened in this world, but in the other days she could just trike him crazily with her lightning; or worse – she might do nothing in an entire day and make the hero thought he was abandoned. Which sounds pretty the same as how luck works to all of us.

She wasn’t good at navigating the hero and usually made the whole team walk in circles at every dungeon

A map shows the team’s route inside a small and easy dungeon. The red lines show their route when Haemoglobinn hadn’t lead the team yet, while the blue and green lines show how she had messed things up

As being mentioned above, Biliverdinn claimed that he was guided by his Goddess in dungeons, but how bad Biliverdinn’s performances were is not a secret. In his time, children of Godville even had this folk song about him: <poem> Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Don’t be like Biliverdinn Read Dungeons before going in

           -  “Billy’s such a dummy” , unknown author.

</poem>

The teribly-high average number of steps Biliverdinn had to make before being able to get out of a dungeon is very concerning. This has been explained by other people who went on a team with him: despite having gone into dungeons many times, he seemed to know nothing about them; and he always claimed to hear his Goddess’ voice which told him the way to go. Biliverdinn had no other choice but to warn his teammates about this and apologize when “the Goddess had made serious mistakes” . He also admitted that “Haemoglobin’s” navigation skill couldn’t get any better in time, but “she knew her weakness and only tried to guide her hero when no one else did the job”.

Because of this, historians are still argueing on whether Biliverdinn was making excuses or he was just drunk. Some other historians also believe that this whole story is just made-up, in order to teach the children a lesson about the importance of the knowledge written in the wiki pages of Godville.

The only thing kept him away from being kicked out of the dungeons is that he was very lucky in battles against the bosses, or “My Goddess showed no mercy to those beast!” , like the way he had always said about her.

She wasn’t very talkative

The reason why Biliverdinn could hear Haemoglobin’s voices can be seen in the chart below. This chart was created by a tavern owner of the Molotov's Cocktail Bar, which shows the total of gold Biliverdinn spent on her tavern and the number of Godvoice he claimed to hear on a day in 30 days:

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Biliverdinn himself explained that his Goddess didn’t happy to see him drinking too much, while others believe it depends on whether he was sober or not.

From the chart, we can also see that Haemoglobin was a deity who didn’t talk much; most of the time, she only used simple words to demand her hero to do something:

20:20 “heal, heal, heal, heal” said Haemoglobin from above. Mishearing the command from above, Biliverdinn, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head. - Dungeon #10880 journal, Boss Fight #3

The reasons why Haemoglobin barely sent any Godvoice a day could be:

  • She was a non-native English speaker, and she felt insecure when she had to use a new language; the fear of making mistakes could make her talk less and use simple words only. This can also explain why she couldn’t choose a creative and original name for herself. There is one problem about this theory, though: everyone knows that Haemoglobin wasn’t real.
  • She was always in lack of Godpower. Everything comes with a price, so does the power of a deity. As a Goddess, Haemoglobin must have had a lot of important things to do, and chatting with her worshipper is not her highest priorities. Again, the only problem of this theory is that Haemoglobin wasn’t real.
  • Biliverdinn wasn’t sober enough to listen and write down all of her Godvoices. Since the hero was the only one who could hear her Godvoices, we have no other records on how talkative the Goddess was. Sounds like a perfect theory, except that the Godvoices weren’t real.


When Haemoglobin felt excited, she could send him a full-constructed message; but it was rare:

!Hero's Diary
07:28 A voice too high in pitch for humans to hear said, “I'm running out of charges... Guess what? You won't have to go dungeon today!” At least, I'm guessing that's what happened.

References

  1. ”Haemoglobin is a complicated lady.” – Haemoglobin and her hero
  2. “Something shouted from the sky, ‘I‘ve learned about it even before you was born, so just stay quiet and do as I say!’, before a lightning stroke down the hero.”- Haemoglobin and her hero
  3. ” ”I’m over here”, Biliverdinn heard a soft voice above his head.” - Haemoglobin and her hero
  4. ”The pain in my liver has suddenly vanished. Thank you, Mighty One. Now I don't have to quit drinking!” – Biliverdinn’s diary
  5. Biliverdinn raised his weapon to the heavens and charged into battle! Unfortunately, the weapon acted as a conductor and he received a lightning bolt meant for Warmongrel. - Biliverdinn’s diary
  6. ”Haemoglobin's voice suggests “Go south (↓)” from around a corner.” - Biliverdinn’s diary
  7. ”Every time I close my eyes I see “Dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig” burned into my eyelids”. – Biliverdinn’s diary