I feel my neurons slowing down to a state of stupefaction.
Look into my eyes... don't look around the eyes, look straight into my eyes... you are entering a deep state of hypnosis... deeper... deeper... all the way down.
- Groovy Gallery
Taste the rainbow... poop.
Don't tell anyone, but a quality solvent has always been one of the secret ingredients of Groovy Tea.
Hello! Is it tea you are looking for?
Oh no I ran away because I thought there was a bumble bee in the guild council!!1 ha ha I dont want to get a bee sting on my helmet!! ROFL because that would hurt if my helmet could feel ha! ha but it cant and theres no bee theres only text in guild council.
Cool! I've got a Vuvuzela of annoyance... listen to THIS! ..... Buzzzzzzzžzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzžzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzžzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzžzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Has anyone seen @Laughing Policeman? ... He's overdue his medication and I don't want a repeat of the watermelon incident.
Clowns have feelings too!! because if you step on ones foot by accident he will say Ow and chase you with his squirty bowtie!!1 ha ha lol but if he catches you he'll kill you
OK... Everyone together... 'ROFLopoliis was Unspecifiedistan, Now it's ROFLopoliis not Unspecifiedistan, Been a long time gone Unspecifiedistan, Now it's hat glue and tea to tranquilise me...'
Tea! I have tea and I know how to use it
Now, everything I say is absolute truth and you will surrender your will unconditionally to me
.... The Leader
. Trust in Me
Breathe in…... COPY…..... Hold your breath…..... PASTE…...... Breathe out….... LOL!
You really are blessed by luck, as by stumbling through the hallowed portals of the GROOVY CHURCH
OF HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY you have embarked upon a personal quest of self realisation through mindless joy. Trust in Me
whoever bathes daily in the river of stupidity worries not of fungal growth
The Groovy Church
is a guild you really can call home... we will even eventually replace your family! WE ARE
YOUR FAMILY. Trust in Me
I’ve got a gerbil called Sprinkles
The Groovy Church will cleanse your mind and fully liberate you achieve enlightenment through the esoteric arts of copy pasting and LOL meditation. Imagination is a dangerous and heretical act which only leads to false freedom. COPY-PASTE-LOL! You will be assimilated. Trust in Me.
For all the wonderful services we provide, The Groovy Church
only requires two small things from guild members, namely 50% of your earnings and your soul. And the soul of your cat. Yes, that's 3 things. Counting correctly is a dangerous and heretical act that only leads to false freedom. Trust in Me
. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
Hes a bear an hes a fruit also!!1
3-2-1.... You're back in the room.
Welcome to the Groovy Church! The donations tin is in the corner. Don't be a stranger.
To achieve enlightenment of your mind, wallet and soul, please copy and paste (LOL!) the following voice command when your fool is out of town and not fighting....
Join the "Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy" Guild.
If your fool subsequently has their head turned by the false idols of another guild, enter the "Cancel Quest" command.
Resistance is futile. Trust in Me :D
Brilliant! I've just recorded a whole LP of Lounge Exotica Vuvuzela covers, and I've spoken to Hans Koller, who's let me use the cover of his 'Relax with my horns' album...
GROOVY CHURCH EDICT #1
Hello my lovelies. My psychic radar is receiving emanations through the aether…. it seems that Guild Name are holding a quiz. More importantly, THERE ARE PRIZES.
Although I’m aware that Groovy Church Tea has resulted in your average shoe size being greater than your average IQ, you are all encouraged to enter the Guild Name Pub Name Quiz Name and bring as many prizes as possible back to me so we can all fully bask in the glory of the Groovy Church.
There’s a day in the flagellation chamber for those that come back empty handed. Two days for lucky prize winners!
GROOVY CHURCH EDICT #2
Sales of inflatable Tea Shirts from my mind kiosk have been buoyant and balloon sales have gone through the roof! In light of this, I have purchased a large roll of LOL Lino and created a LAUGHING FLOOR in the temple.
So when the tea kicks in, you may now either ROLL ON FLOOR LAUGHING ( ROFL ) or ROLL ON LAUGHING FLOOR ( ROLF ). I hope this new variant gives you all years of absent minded joy.
GROOVY CHURCH EDICT #3
In order to reclaim Unspecifiedistan as The Holy City of ROFLOPOLIS, All illuminated seers of the Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy are to start stockpiling Vials of Liquid ROFL. Reasons may follow.
“We all dance like fools on the shining path to the eschaton!”
From the LIBER GNU, stanza XXIV
And why not get a ’I’m collecting liquid ROFL for Guru Gnu!’ T-shirt from my mind kiosk for the introductory price of 200 coins each?.. or 2 for 500.
Terms & Conditions apply. You only save your soul if you buy 2. T-Shirt is only hired and still remains property of GGnu Corp.
There now follows a public information film about the possible side effects of Groovy Church Tea.