Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy
Look into my eyes... don't look around the eyes, look straight into my eyes... you are entering a deep state of hypnosis... deeper... deeper... all the way down.
3-2-1.... You're back in the room.
Welcome to the Groovy Church! The donations tin is in the corner. Don't be a stranger.
To achieve enlightenment of your mind, wallet and soul, please copy and paste (LOL!) the following voice command when your fool is out of town and not fighting....
Join the "Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy" Guild.
If your fool subsequently has their head turned by the false idols of another guild, enter the "Cancel Quest" command.
Resistance is futile. Trust in Me :D
GROOVY CHURCH EDICT #1
Hello my lovelies. My psychic radar is receiving emanations through the aether…. it seems that Guild Name are holding a quiz. More importantly, THERE ARE PRIZES.
Although I’m aware that Groovy Church Tea has resulted in your average shoe size being greater than your average IQ, you are all encouraged to enter the Guild Name Pub Name Quiz Name and bring as many prizes as possible back to me so we can all fully bask in the glory of the Groovy Church.
There’s a day in the flagellation chamber for those that come back empty handed. Two days for lucky prize winners!
GROOVY CHURCH EDICT #2
Sales of inflatable Tea Shirts from my mind kiosk have been buoyant and balloon sales have gone through the roof! In light of this, I have purchased a large roll of LOL Lino and created a LAUGHING FLOOR in the temple.
So when the tea kicks in, you may now either ROLL ON FLOOR LAUGHING ( ROFL ) or ROLL ON LAUGHING FLOOR ( ROLF ). I hope this new variant gives you all years of absent minded joy.
GROOVY CHURCH EDICT #3
In order to reclaim Unspecifiedistan as The Holy City of ROFLOPOLIS, All illuminated seers of the Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy are to start stockpiling Vials of Liquid ROFL. Reasons may follow.
“We all dance like fools on the shining path to the eschaton!”
From the LIBER GNU, stanza XXIV
And why not get a ’I’m collecting liquid ROFL for Guru Gnu!’ T-shirt from my mind kiosk for the introductory price of 200 coins each?.. or 2 for 500. Terms & Conditions apply. You only save your soul if you buy 2. T-Shirt is only hired and still remains property of GGnu Corp.
There now follows a public information film about the possible side effects of Groovy Church Tea.