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Monsters of Godville
Class Lawyer
Habitat Chasing Ambulances
Description A fake lawyer, failed lawyer, or lawyer made of flan

Flawyer is a monster. Once a decent member of society, this monster has learned how to use your words, actions, and/or relationships against you.


  • being able to win (almost) every argument
  • back-tracking to reword what was said
  • making your hero feel incompetent


  • being unable to find his / her evidence
  • later nights in the office mean less sleep
  • admitting they made a mistake / they are wrong