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|Habitat||on your lap|
|Description||slighty overweight good kitty |
The Fat Cat (Catus Fatus) isn't really a monster. Just a cat. That is fat. Honestly, why heroes and heroines cannot overcome them...
Fat Cat vs. heroes
- How to recognize this monster
Massive gargantuan purring machine of smashing destructions. It doesn't know it's own strenght. Or weight. Fat Cat has a habit of sitting on hero lap to be pet and accidentally crushing them to death.
- Tips for battling this monster
Good tactic to defeat this monster is to lure it near steep slope and give it a little nudge.
- Other distinguishing features
Comes in all colors and one shape. Round.
History of Catus Fatus reaches the most ancient times. They accompanied humanity as long as there were mices in granaries and sweet cream to steal. They were often seen in company of kings, emperors, even Gods.
In Early Egypth times, when there weren't known as fat yet, the people of Great River started to worship them and shower them with adoration, luxuries and tasty treats. From snack to snack, and Catus Fatus came to be as we now know them.
In ancient Greece they were often invited to wild orgies where they served as puffy pillows for unconciencious drunkards. There is rumour that the most favoured tiger skin cushion of Dionysus  was in fact a very much alive but lazy Fat Cat.
In later ages, after falls of empires, Fat Cats tried to find suitable company to grace with their presence and were unsuprisingly glad for hedonism, decadency and dandyism.
- their luxurious soft fur can distract even the most hardened hero
- very resilient
- cannot be moved
- too selfish to care
- catnip pie
- that last piece of pizza
- actually any pie
- skratches behind ears
- a bundle of yarn. ROLLING.
- as seen in renaissance painting "Fat Cat with a Mirror" by Titian
- Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, "Napoleon I as the Imperial Throne for the Cat"
- well known to any hero as god of uncontrolled partying