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| description = slighty overweight good kitty
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| description = Slighty-overweight good kitty. <ref> Renaissance painting "Fat Cat with a Mirror" by Titian </ref>
| latin =  Catus Fatus
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| latin =  Catus fatus
| class =  feline
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| habitat = on your lap  
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| habitat = On your lap.
 
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The '''Fat Cat''' (''Catus fatus'') isn't really a monster. Just a cat. That is fat. Honestly, why heroes and heroines cannot overcome them...
  
The '''Fat Cat''' (''Catus Fatus'') isn't really a monster. Just a cat. That is fat. Honestly, why heroes and heroines cannot overcome them...
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==  History  ==
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The history of ''Catus fatus'' starts in the most ancient times. They accompanied humanity as long as there were mice in granaries and sweet cream to steal. They were often seen in company of kings, emperors, and even [[Gods]].
  
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[[File: Egiptcat.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Ancient Egoptian papyrus showing a time when Fat Cats weren't totally unhelpfull yet.]]
  
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In [[Egopolis|Early Egoptian]] times, when the cats weren't known as "fat," yet, the people of Great River started to worship them and shower them with adoration, luxuries, and tasty treats. From snack to snack, and '''Fat Cats''' came to be as we now know them.
  
==  History, Life cycle. ==
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[[File: Snack.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|This fearsome weight is not a coincidence.<ref>Frans Hals, "Merrymakers at Shrovetide."</ref>]]
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[[File: Evolved.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Fully-evolved Fat Cat.]]
  
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In [[Herolympus|Ancient Grease]], they were often invited to wild orgies, where they served as puffy pillows for unconscious<ref>And unconscientious.</ref> drunkards. There is a rumour that the most favoured tiger skin cushion of Dionysus <ref>Well-known to any hero as god of uncontrolled partying.</ref> was in fact a very much alive, but lazy, Fat Cat.
  
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[[File: Emperor2.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Fat Cat in company of his faithful minion, Napoleon Bonaparte.<ref>Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, "Napoleon I as the Imperial Throne for the Cat."</ref>]]
  
* How to recognize this monster
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In later ages, after the fall of the empires, Fat Cats tried to find suitable company to grace with their presence and were unsuprisingly glad for hedonism, decadency, and dandyism.
Massive gargantuan purring machine of smashing destructions. It doesn't know it's own strenght. Or weight. Fat Cat has a habit of sitting on hero lap to be pet and accidentally crushing them to death.
 
 
 
* Tips for battling this monster
 
Good tactic to defeat this monster is to lure it near steep slope and give it a little nudge.
 
 
 
* Other distinguishing features
 
Comes in all colors and one shape. Round.  
 
  
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==  Fat Cat vs. Heroes ==
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===How to Recognize this Monster:===
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It is a massive, gargantuan, purring machine of smashing destruction. It doesn't know its own strength. Or weight. '''Fat Cat''' has a habit of sitting on heroic laps to be patted and accidentally crushing the captive to death.
  
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===Other Distinguishing Features:===
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Comes in all colors, but one shape: round.
  
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===Tips for Battling this Monster:===
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A good tactic to defeat this monster is to lure it near steep slope and give it a little nudge.
  
 
== Attributes ==
 
== Attributes ==
 
 
=== Strengths ===
 
=== Strengths ===
* very resilient
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* Their luxuriously soft fur can distract even the most hardened {{hero or heroine}}.
* cannot be moved
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* Very resilient.
* too selfish to care
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* [[Strike an immovable object with an unstoppable force|Cannot be moved.]]
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* Too self-absorbed to care.
  
 
=== Weaknesses ===
 
=== Weaknesses ===
* catnip pie
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* Catnip pie.
* that last piece of pizza
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* That last piece of pizza pie.
* actually any pie
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* Actually, any pie.
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* Scratches behind ears.
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* A bundle of yarn.
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* ROLLING.
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== References ==
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<references/>
  
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Revision as of 14:38, 8 February 2019

Monsters of Godville
Fat Cat
Catus fatus
mirror.jpg
Class Feline
Habitat On your lap.
Description Slighty-overweight good kitty. [1]

The Fat Cat (Catus fatus) isn't really a monster. Just a cat. That is fat. Honestly, why heroes and heroines cannot overcome them...

History

The history of Catus fatus starts in the most ancient times. They accompanied humanity as long as there were mice in granaries and sweet cream to steal. They were often seen in company of kings, emperors, and even Gods.

Ancient Egoptian papyrus showing a time when Fat Cats weren't totally unhelpfull yet.

In Early Egoptian times, when the cats weren't known as "fat," yet, the people of Great River started to worship them and shower them with adoration, luxuries, and tasty treats. From snack to snack, and Fat Cats came to be as we now know them.

This fearsome weight is not a coincidence.[2]
Fully-evolved Fat Cat.

In Ancient Grease, they were often invited to wild orgies, where they served as puffy pillows for unconscious[3] drunkards. There is a rumour that the most favoured tiger skin cushion of Dionysus [4] was in fact a very much alive, but lazy, Fat Cat.

Fat Cat in company of his faithful minion, Napoleon Bonaparte.[5]

In later ages, after the fall of the empires, Fat Cats tried to find suitable company to grace with their presence and were unsuprisingly glad for hedonism, decadency, and dandyism.

Fat Cat vs. Heroes

How to Recognize this Monster:

It is a massive, gargantuan, purring machine of smashing destruction. It doesn't know its own strength. Or weight. Fat Cat has a habit of sitting on heroic laps to be patted and accidentally crushing the captive to death.

Other Distinguishing Features:

Comes in all colors, but one shape: round.

Tips for Battling this Monster:

A good tactic to defeat this monster is to lure it near steep slope and give it a little nudge.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Their luxuriously soft fur can distract even the most hardened hero.
  • Very resilient.
  • Cannot be moved.
  • Too self-absorbed to care.

Weaknesses

  • Catnip pie.
  • That last piece of pizza pie.
  • Actually, any pie.
  • Scratches behind ears.
  • A bundle of yarn.
  • ROLLING.

References

  1. Renaissance painting "Fat Cat with a Mirror" by Titian
  2. Frans Hals, "Merrymakers at Shrovetide."
  3. And unconscientious.
  4. Well-known to any hero as god of uncontrolled partying.
  5. Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, "Napoleon I as the Imperial Throne for the Cat."
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