29 August 2019
These manuscripts record all events, good or bad, of ancient Esoterian Elections(in newest-first order).
Hey, who you calling grumpy!
Please vote for me and I promise to give a free Wooden Ark to each and every person at the end of 3 months!
And as everyone had guessed, HDumpty showed no interest whatsoever in CelestialBunny's new historical epic. HDumpty is grumpy and old, and believes in living like the old days! Well, the Order now needs a change more than ever!! Lets vote for CelestialBunny!!!!
Well hopefully you all will see fit to have this wonderful scourge continue! Please vote responsibly.
Thats just because the right competition was under age! Today, the mighty Celestial Bunny has crossed the age of 15 and became elligible for standing in elections! Lets vote for him! And dont forget to write down all this history with digital engravings here: []
Dumpty is , of course a scourge. As far as I know, at least. He's the only ruler we've ever known. I want to deserve better, but every election I vote for him--can someone explain why?
2150 BC, Town: d'Eggon, Some Ancient Country, Dystopian World Regime, All leaders consider themselves gods! The time of elections have come again. Finally, the peasants and priests have something better to talk about than bread and gold prices.. Senator HDumpty stands undefeated for more than 3 centuries(coz lack of competition). Will anyone challenge this position this time?