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Monsters of Godville
Drop Bear
Marsupialis sinister
Class Almost a bear.
Habitat Any forested area. Originally Sacred Archipelago.
Description Large, arboreal, predatory marsupial.

Despite the rumours that Drop Bears don't really exist, they're now found all over Godville. They usually live high up in trees and drop down on their prey when it least expects it.

The (Non)Existence

A remote island located in the Sacred Archipelago populated by rude, well-tanned people with funny accent started spreading the rumours that Drop Bears are not real. The whole point was to decimate the growing number of gullible tourists that started visiting the island more and more, even though the island lays so far south in the Qu'tox Ocean that it doesn't fit on any of Godville's maps. Tourists, after being lulled into the false sense of security by the locals, are often viciously attacked and usually lethally injured.

After giant eagle air travel has become more popular, Drop Bears started spreading outside of their original habitat in Sacred Archipelago. The most likely theory is that Drop Bears started attaching themselves to bellies of cargo eagles and travelled all the way across the ocean on to the mainland. They can be found all over Godville now since they have no other natural predators except for heroes and heroines (and we know that they're not very effective predators).



  • From distance they're very cute, look docile and calm
  • Sharp teeth with incredibly strong jaw


  • Forks in their prey's hair
  • Sensitive hearing, they hate annoying accents (thus rarely attack locals).
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