Diet Sprite

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Monsters of Godville

Diet Sprite
'faunus victu'
Class	faerie
Habitat	the low-carb sections of Faerieland
Description	waif-thin citizens of the faerie world
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The Diet Sprite (faunus victu) is a monster of Godville, related genetically to many of the other fairies, sprites, and pixies also found there. The Diet Sprite is distinguishable from other similar monsters by its extremely thin appearance and total avoidance of fattening foods. Diet Sprites are simultaneously looked upon with admiration for their trim figures and deep jealousy (also for their slim figures).

Origins

A few decades ago, it had become fashionable amongst those who try to be fashionable to be very, very thin. Referred to both as the "waif look" and "heroin chic", it had suddenly become the epitome of physical attractiveness to be as skinny as possible. Heroines, traders, bartenders, and even monsters were going to great lengths to try to achieve this extreme beauty standard. Two itinerant enchantresses, recently arrived in Godville, understood that they could use their magic to help paying customers achieve the desired physique. Practicing their dark arts deep in the woods at night, they invoked and conjured and thaumaterged in an attempt to prefect the process. As a result of their magicking, a rift opened in the milestone-diary entry continuum, and through it poured dozens of very thin, fairy-looking creatures. These were the original Diet Sprites.

Some psychopaths squeeze an effervescent liquid from the bodies of still-living diet sprites, then consume it as a refreshing beverage. Due to their small size, over 9,000 diet sprites were needed to fill this can.

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