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'''Origin'''
 
'''Origin'''
  
This talisman is designed by an Evil God that wanted his enemies to hear the death cries of all the heroes and monsters that his War Prophet has slain. To do so, he has captured their voices in their final moments and sealed them away in a special orb. The orb was then affixed to a handle made from the long bones of a slain '''[[Sycophantom]]'''.  
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This talisman is designed by an Evil God that wanted a convenient method of recording of His enemies' death cries. (The fact that his maracas were broken in a recent jam session has nothing to do with it.) To do so, he captured their voices in their final moments and sealed them away in a special voice-recording orb. The orb was then affixed to a handle made from the long bones of a slain '''[[Sycophantom]]'''.  
  
 
'''Utility'''
 
'''Utility'''
  
To operate the '''Death Rattle''', the hero violently shakes the talisman and utter the words "The ☾reato✔ has spoken". These words seem to awaken the voices within the cursed orb as they release their pent up hatred, pain and frustrations. The blood-chilling screams and wailing from the fallen heroes and monsters are extremely effective in plunging the opponent into unknowable depths of despair thus lowering his defences and sapping his will to fight as he is filled with visions of his death. The '''Death Rattle''' grows stronger, louder and more effective the more enemies the hero has slain. This makes the '''Death Rattle''' a top notch purchase and a long-term investment. Resale value of any '''Death Rattle''' is extremely high due to its ability to grow more powerful with use.
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To operate the '''Death Rattle''', the hero has to shake the talisman in a degrading and sexually suggestive way while chanting "The ☾reato✔ has spoken". These words and movements seem to awaken the voices within the cursed orb as they release all their pent up hatred, pain and their urgent need to go to the toilet. The blood-chilling screams and wailing from the fallen heroes and monsters are extremely effective in plunging the opponent into unknowable depths of despair thus lowering his defences as he is filled with visions of his death. The opponent is also often confused by the apparent sexual advances during this "Dance of Death".
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The '''Death Rattle''' grows stronger, louder and more effective the more enemies the hero has slain. This makes the '''Death Rattle''' a top notch purchase and a long-term investment. Resale value of any '''Death Rattle''' is extremely high due to its ability to grow more powerful with use.
  
 
'''Dangers'''
 
'''Dangers'''
  
The heroes who use the '''Death Rattle''' often find themselves unable to sleep as the screaming coming from it are never truly silenced. You can spot a hero who is using the talisman simply from the dark rings around his eyes and his vacant stare as the voices of the slain continue to haunt him long after their deaths. Heroes who use this talisman are often more easily influenced to the dark side. Heroes are to use it with extreme caution.  
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The heroes who use the '''Death Rattle''' often find themselves unable to sleep as the screaming coming from it are never truly silenced. You can spot a hero who is using the talisman simply from the dark rings around his eyes and his vacant stare as the voices of the slain continue to haunt him long after their deaths. Heroes who use this talisman are often more easily influenced to the dark side. Heroes are to use it with extreme caution and much gyrations.  
  
  
 
[[Category:Equipment]] [[Category:Talismans]]
 
[[Category:Equipment]] [[Category:Talismans]]

Revision as of 02:43, 23 June 2014

Death Rattle

An artist's depiction of a Death Rattle based on multiple accounts. No picture of a Death Rattle has ever been captured by any live photographer due to the unstable nature of anyone who wields it.

Type: Talisman


Durability: ???

Origin

This talisman is designed by an Evil God that wanted a convenient method of recording of His enemies' death cries. (The fact that his maracas were broken in a recent jam session has nothing to do with it.) To do so, he captured their voices in their final moments and sealed them away in a special voice-recording orb. The orb was then affixed to a handle made from the long bones of a slain Sycophantom.

Utility

To operate the Death Rattle, the hero has to shake the talisman in a degrading and sexually suggestive way while chanting "The ☾reato✔ has spoken". These words and movements seem to awaken the voices within the cursed orb as they release all their pent up hatred, pain and their urgent need to go to the toilet. The blood-chilling screams and wailing from the fallen heroes and monsters are extremely effective in plunging the opponent into unknowable depths of despair thus lowering his defences as he is filled with visions of his death. The opponent is also often confused by the apparent sexual advances during this "Dance of Death".

The Death Rattle grows stronger, louder and more effective the more enemies the hero has slain. This makes the Death Rattle a top notch purchase and a long-term investment. Resale value of any Death Rattle is extremely high due to its ability to grow more powerful with use.

Dangers

The heroes who use the Death Rattle often find themselves unable to sleep as the screaming coming from it are never truly silenced. You can spot a hero who is using the talisman simply from the dark rings around his eyes and his vacant stare as the voices of the slain continue to haunt him long after their deaths. Heroes who use this talisman are often more easily influenced to the dark side. Heroes are to use it with extreme caution and much gyrations.