Cult of Sheogorath
We worship the Deadric prince of madness, insanity! Inadness and madanity!
To join you must first denounce your current god. Then walk up to the madgods shrine offering a head of lettuce and some yarn. Lord Sheogorath will give you a task. Complete his simple or perhaps impossible task and he shall reward thee well.
Beware of the forces of order however. Jygallag the Deadric prince of order would stop at nothing to let a hero to stray away from madness. But you are to smart for them aren't you? Or perhaps to stupid. Besides madness is more fun!
Cheese for everyone! Wait! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. That could be just as much of a celebration if you don't like Cheese true...