Cold Turkey

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Monsters of Godville

Cold Turkey
Frigus Meleagris
Class	Poultry
Habitat	Tundras and mountains
Description	A turkey in clothes
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The Cold Turkey (Frigus Meleagris) is a monster that is an intelligent bird with a strict ethical codex.

It is known to try to convince heroes never to drink beer again. This is the cause of most of its conflicts. It prefers cold climates, and likes to hang around taverns. It is slightly bigger and more well-dressed than the common turkeys of Godville. The largest flock is supposed to live at Trollbridge, but they can be found all over the World's Apex. Some heroes prefer to marinate them in beer before cooking and consuming them, to further humiliate them after their defeat.

Attributes

Strengths

• Always sober
• Immune to freezing attacks
• Mind-over-matter attitude
• Can be very convincing indeed
• Does not die instantly from losing its head
• Slightly larger than the average turkey

Weaknesses

• Vulnerability to fire attacks
• No fun at parties
• Quite clumsy