Coffee Mugger

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Monsters of Godville
Coffee Mugger
Capulus clepta
Coffee mugger by Amrutha the immortal.jpg
Class Unknown
Habitat Near coffee fields, coffee shops, and coffee makers
Totem for Knights of the Coffee Table ⚜️ 
Description Steals coffee for the greater good

The Coffee Mugger(Capulus clepta) is a coffee enthusiast criminal cup monster. It steals coffee beans from those who wish to monopolize coffee for themselves. After taking its share from the loot, it then distributes the rest to those who are in dire need of caffeine. Whatever is left would be given to townsfolk to share its passion for coffee to the public.



Nobody is sure how the Coffee Mugger came to exist. Some speculate that it mutated from radiation. Some say that it is a failed experiment by lazy wizards who wish to create a self-brewing coffee cup. This experiment was said to have failed because of the laziness of said wizards.

There is also a rumor related to the latter theory. It is said that the lazy wizards have assistants that they neglect and keep working for hours on research. These assistants rely on their meager salary and free experimental coffee to feed their families. They worked continuously with only caffeine to keep them awake. By the time they were able to produce results, the lazy wizards have moved on from their coffee cravings to the new milk tea craze. The assistants are said to have resigned and taken their research, promising to make the neglected project profitable.

While milk tea was the new public craze, many coffee-loving nobles took the opportunity to monopolize coffee and make it a luxury product, making it hard for the poor (ex)assistants to continue their research.

Nobody knows what happened to them after that. The researchers stopped leaving their makeshift lab. And that's that.

The Coffee Muggers' existence was noted after said events.