Captain Obvious

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Monsters of Godville
Captain Obvious
Images (11).jpg
Class Humanoid
Habitat Roflopolis
Description An unknown pirate and an legendary captain

This monster is so unknown to the world of Godville that even the Godville administrators dont know about it. Captain Obvious is the funniest sea captain of the known world. That is how he kills, making people laugh to death.

Monster Psychology

To quote the famous monster psychologist, Dr.Enai : " Captain Obvious always seems to say what you already know or what everyone thinks... It's in fact because Captain Obvious as trouble connecting with others, the captain had a very rough childhood and experience a lot of hardship in relationships... It develop a psychopathic tendency... 'If no one can understand me... Then why should they live...' " The Psyche of Monsters. Unspecifiedistan University Press.