Brewpid the Reindeer

From GodWiki
Revision as of 04:27, 6 January 2019 by Beausoleil (talk | contribs) (construction to review)
Jump to: navigation, search


Stub sign.png

JanuWiki: Under Review 🍺

This fresh brew by Beausoleil (U β€’ C β€’ T)  is being reviewed by a volunteer editor. Edits are visible in the page history, and feedback to be addressed will be on the talk page (you can tell the author how great it is there, too).

Last edit: 46 days ago by Beausoleil — History

Monsters of Godville
Brewpid the Reindeer
Drunk_Reindeer_pre-vomit.jpg
Class Flying Reindeer
Habitat Winter holidays: Godville; rest of the year: North Pole
Description Inebriated flying reindeer

Brewpid the Reindeer) is a monster who works as one of Satan Claus' sleigh-pullers (along with Basher, Blunder, Gruedolf, and Lancer. Brewpid is only seen in the Greater Godville Metropolitan Area during the winter holidays; the rest of the year, Brewpid, the other reindeer, and Satan Claus return to the North Pole to rest and train for the next year's battles.

Legendary Origins

Brewpid, Basher, Lancer, Blunder, and Gruedolf started off their lives as typical acid reindeer. They were rounded up and domesticated by Satan Claus using dark arcane magic and a box of reindeer treats. A side effect of the dark magic gave Brewpid and the others the ability to fly. When Satan Claus realized that the reindeer could fly, he started telling everybody that it was his plan all along to make flying reindeer, but he is a dirty liar.

Legendary Recent Activity

During the winter holiday season, Satan Claus and his posse of reindeer descend upon Godville and its environs to deliver gifts to the monsters, and to murder and rob as many adventurers as possible. Brewpid distinguishes itself from the others by its constant state of inebriation during these activities (and, frankly, all activities). Brewpid can be found lurking around the milestones between settlements, pounding down shots of peppermint schnapps and waiting for a fight. When Brewpid is defeated in battle, it will reliably give up some kind of treasure or trophy to its killer. Often this treasure is a ❄, as unique to the holiday season as Brewpid itself. When Brewpid slays a hero, it takes the gold and buys some good pilsner to try and get the gross schnapps taste out of its mouth.


Attributes

Strengths

  • Power of flight
  • Can hold its liquor and still fly straight
  • Resistant to cold

Weaknesses

  • Vulnerable to attacks on its liver
  • Colorblind (only can see red and green)
  • Allergic to holly
🍺
JanuWiki 2019
🍺
🍺  Lagers and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!  πŸΊ
Complete!
Thanks to all participants
βœ” Complete article β€’ βœ’οΈ Stub β€’ πŸ“· Picture required
Monsters
Lagers Ale-chemist βœ” πŸ» Barbeerian βœ” πŸ» Beer Cubβœ” πŸ» Beer Golem βœ” πŸ» Beer Mugger βœ” πŸ» Beerburglar βœ” πŸ» Beerkat βœ” πŸ» Beerserker βœ” πŸ» Beerwolf βœ” πŸ» Boartender βœ” πŸ» Brewpid the Reindeer βœ” πŸ» Diet Sprite βœ” πŸ» Drinkerella βœ” πŸ» Extra Dry Djinn βœ” πŸ» Methylated Spiritualist πŸ“· πŸ» Red Bull βœ” πŸ» Tea Rex βœ” πŸ» Tequila Mockingbird βœ”
Tigers Basement Cat βœ” πŸ± Bureau-cat βœ” πŸ± Fat Cat βœ” πŸ± Meowntain Cat βœ” πŸ± Neferkitty βœ” πŸ± Photocopycat βœ” πŸ± Punk Panther βœ” πŸ± Weakest Lynx βœ”
Bears Bear Minimum βœ”
Oh My! Adminotaur βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Boozerker βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Godbuster βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Thug-of-war βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Wraptor βœ”
Other Articles
Artifacts Bar tab βœ” πŸ» Beer-battered beer βœ” πŸ» Beer-scented soap βœ” πŸ» Bottle of beer from a wall βœ” πŸ» Bottle of domesticated beer βœ” πŸ» Bottle of holy ale βœ” πŸ» Can of ambrosia βœ” πŸ» Exclamation pint βœ” πŸ» β€œFree beer” ticket βœ” πŸ» Instant beer tablet βœ” πŸ» Pint of no return βœ” πŸ» Strange brewβœ” πŸ» Vanishing pint πŸ“·
Equipment Ancient cork βœ” πŸ» Awkward paws βœ” πŸ» Bear armsβœ” πŸ» Beer goggles βœ”
Quests Brew a storm in a teacup βœ” πŸ» Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries βœ”
Skills Beer belly βœ” πŸ» Lion belch βœ”
Taverns All Inn βœ” πŸ» The Battle Toad βœ” πŸ» Caravanserai βœ” πŸ» Progress Bar βœ” πŸ» The Rumor Mill βœ” πŸ» The Sword & Sandal βœ” πŸ» The Whinery βœ”