Brewpid the Reindeer

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Monsters of Godville

Brewpid the Reindeer
Class	Flying Reindeer
Habitat	Winter holidays: Godville; rest of the year: North Pole
Description	Inebriated flying reindeer
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Brewpid the Reindeer) is a monster who works as one of Satan Claus' sleigh-pullers (along with Basher, Blunder, Gruedolf, and Lancer. Brewpid is only seen in the Greater Godville Metropolitan Area during the winter holidays; the rest of the year, Brewpid, the other reindeer, and Satan Claus return to the North Pole to rest and train for the next year's battles.

Legendary Origins

Brewpid, Basher, Lancer, Blunder, and Gruedolf started off their lives as typical acid reindeer. They were rounded up and domesticated by Satan Claus using dark arcane magic and a box of reindeer treats. A side effect of the dark magic gave Brewpid and the others the ability to fly. When Satan Claus realized that the reindeer could fly, he started telling everybody that it was his plan all along to make flying reindeer, but he is a dirty liar.

Legendary Recent Activity

During the winter holiday season, Satan Claus and his posse of reindeer descend upon Godville and its environs to deliver gifts to the monsters, and to murder and rob as many adventurers as possible. Brewpid distinguishes itself from the others by its constant state of inebriation during these activities (and, frankly, all activities). Brewpid can be found lurking around the milestones between settlements, pounding down shots of peppermint schnapps and waiting for a fight. When Brewpid is defeated in battle, it will reliably give up some kind of treasure or trophy to its killer. Often this treasure is a ❄, as unique to the holiday season as Brewpid itself. When Brewpid slays a hero, it takes the gold and buys some good pilsner to try and get the gross schnapps taste out of its mouth.

Attributes

Strengths

• Power of flight
• Can hold its liquor and still fly straight
• Resistant to cold

Weaknesses

• Vulnerable to attacks on its liver
• Colorblind (only can see red and green)
• Allergic to holly

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