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Unlike it's well-known cousin, the Boots of Haste, the '''Boots of Hastiness''' do not allow heroes to travel long distances in just a few steps.  
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Unlike it's well-known cousin, the Boots of Haste, the '''Boots of hasty retreat''' do not allow heroes to travel long distances in just a few steps.  
  
Instead, the Boots of Hastiness increases the wearer's innate impatience and judgmentalism. When equipped, heroes and heroines alike become more likely to take rash actions, form prejudiced opinions of others based on the first few seconds, and become easily angered.  
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Instead, the Boots of hasty retreat increases the wearer's innate impatience and judgmentalism. When equipped, heroes and heroines alike become more likely to take rash actions, form prejudiced opinions of others based on the first few seconds, and become easily angered.  
  
 
Although advertisers claim that these boots can be found in stores near you, shops are likely to be out of stock due to impulse shopping.
 
Although advertisers claim that these boots can be found in stores near you, shops are likely to be out of stock due to impulse shopping.
  
 
* '''WARNING:''' May cause wearer to jump to conclusions.
 
* '''WARNING:''' May cause wearer to jump to conclusions.

Latest revision as of 15:21, 1 November 2019

Equipment of Godville
Boots of hasty retreat
Springboots.jpg
Worn 👖Legs
Durability Unknown
Description Causes heroes to jump to conclusions.

Unlike it's well-known cousin, the Boots of Haste, the Boots of hasty retreat do not allow heroes to travel long distances in just a few steps.

Instead, the Boots of hasty retreat increases the wearer's innate impatience and judgmentalism. When equipped, heroes and heroines alike become more likely to take rash actions, form prejudiced opinions of others based on the first few seconds, and become easily angered.

Although advertisers claim that these boots can be found in stores near you, shops are likely to be out of stock due to impulse shopping.

  • WARNING: May cause wearer to jump to conclusions.