Boots of hasty retreat
Unlike it's well-known cousin, the Boots of Haste, the Boots of Hastiness do not allow heroes to travel long distances in just a few steps. Instead, the Boots of Hastiness increases the wearer's innate impatience and judgmentalism. When equipped, heroes and heroines alike become more likely to take rash actions, form prejudiced opinions of others based on the first few seconds, and become easily angered. Although advertisers claim that these boots can be found in stores near you, shops are likely to be out of stock due to impulse shopping.
- WARNING: May cause wearer to jump to conclusions.