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|Class||a species of large, terrestrial placental mammal|
|Habitat||suspicious bar in the middle of forest|
The Boartender is an alcohol serving monster that lures heroes with a promise of fresh beer.
First known depictions of Boartenders are dated before invention of beer and ale. They hale from far and undiscovered corners of Godville and started their wild career as barmans by offering sake to careless travellers.
How to recognize this monster
Monster is a big bipedal boar, usually accessorized with bar full of best beer hero ever seen in his live. It looks welcoming and hearly at first sign but fierce and unapproachable in the same moment hero "forgets" to lavishely tip him off. Young boartenders are indistinguishable from normal boring piglets at first sign but they never refuse tips.
His mortal enemy is Beerserker who often destroys his sleek bar.
- can disarm hero with fresh beer and promise of free psychological advice
- sensitive to the smell of alcohol so hero has nowhere to hide
- is terrified of the Acid Tears skill
- don't have thumbs