Boartender

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Monsters of Godville

Boartender
Class	a species of large, terrestrial placental mammal
Habitat	suspicious bar in the middle of forest
Description	wild barboar
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The Boartender is an alcohol serving monster that lures heroes with a promise of fresh bear.

Origins

First known depictions of Bartenders are dated before invention of beer and ale. They hale from far and undiscovered corners of Godville and started their wild career as barmans by offering sake to careless travellers.

His mortal enemy is Beerserker who often destroys his sleek bar.

Boartender and his beer receptors

Young Boartender piglets learn how reach to the bar

Attributes

Strengths

• can disarm hero with fresh beer and promise of free psychological advice

Weaknesses

• is terrified of the Acid Tears skill
• don't have thumbs

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