Boartender

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Monsters of Godville
Boartender
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Class a species of large, terrestrial placental mammal
Habitat suspicious bar in the middle of forest
Description wild barboar

The Boartender is an alcohol serving monster that lures heroes with a promise of fresh bear.

Origins

First known depictions of Bartenders are dated before invention of beer and ale. They hale from far and undiscovered corners of Godville and started their wild career as barmans by offering sake to careless travellers.

His mortal enemy is Beerserker who often destroys his sleek bar.

Boartender and his beer receptors

Attributes

Strengths

  • can disarm hero with fresh beer and promise of free psychological advice


Weaknesses

  • is terrified of the Acid Tears skill
  • don't have thumbs


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Lagers Ale-chemist βœ” πŸ» Barbeerian βœ” πŸ» Beer Cubβœ” πŸ» Beer Golem βœ” πŸ» Beer Mugger βœ” πŸ» Beerburglar βœ” πŸ» Beerkat βœ” πŸ» Beerserker βœ” πŸ» Beerwolf βœ” πŸ» Boartender βœ” πŸ» Brewpid the Reindeer βœ” πŸ» Diet Sprite βœ” πŸ» Drinkerella βœ” πŸ» Extra Dry Djinn βœ” πŸ» Methylated Spiritualist πŸ“· πŸ» Red Bull βœ” πŸ» Tea Rex βœ” πŸ» Tequila Mockingbird βœ”
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Bears Bear Minimum βœ”
Oh My! Adminotaur βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Boozerker βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Godbuster βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Thug-of-war βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Wraptor βœ”
Other Articles
Artifacts Bar tab βœ” πŸ» Beer-battered beer βœ” πŸ» Beer-scented soap βœ” πŸ» Bottle of beer from a wall βœ” πŸ» Bottle of domesticated beer βœ” πŸ» Bottle of holy ale βœ” πŸ» Can of ambrosia βœ” πŸ» Exclamation pint βœ” πŸ» β€œFree beer” ticket βœ” πŸ» Instant beer tablet βœ” πŸ» Pint of no return βœ” πŸ» Strange brewβœ” πŸ» Vanishing pint πŸ“·
Equipment Ancient cork βœ” πŸ» Awkward paws βœ” πŸ» Bear armsβœ” πŸ» Beer goggles βœ”
Quests Brew a storm in a teacup βœ” πŸ» Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries βœ”
Skills Beer belly βœ” πŸ» Lion belch βœ”
Taverns All Inn βœ” πŸ» The Battle Toad βœ” πŸ» Caravanserai βœ” πŸ» Progress Bar βœ” πŸ» The Rumor Mill βœ” πŸ» The Sword & Sandal βœ” πŸ» The Whinery βœ”