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Monsters of Godville
Beerserker
Beruseruku bersΓ«rkr
Beerserk.gif β€Ž
Class humanoid
Habitat near brewhouses and beer stores
Description fearsome beersome warrior

The Beerserker is a monster that takes his power from beer. It is said that beer become his god and he doesn't need favour of no one else.


Origins

Stories of Beerserkers are as old as beer itself. They talk of beer brewers which devotion run do deep they denounced all gods except Beer. In punishement god of parties, Dionizos, chased them from their brewhouses and he forbade them making their own beer. Lost brewers couldn't take separation from their beloved liquor and their become first beer-seeking warriors. Tales of heroes and heroines that forgot about their patrons in a bout of alkoholic ecstazy. Whispers of warriors so depraved of alkohol on their AA meetings that at the barest of mentions of beer they go into uncontrollable rage.


How to recognize this monster

Wiser Beerserkers never leave home without beer

When hero see a big tubby warrior barreling towards them with empty beer pitcher and expression of greed and rage on his face, the answer is only one: Beerserker.

Beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable. It appears as rather docile, if big in stature, horned warrior who will follow hero with hopefull expression. But do not be fooled by it's placidness! It's a tactic that leds lost Beerserker to the nearest tawern and lets them regain their power!

They often posses a traditional beerserking garb: horned helmet, mugs for ale, sometimes hop necklace.

  • Other distinguishing features

The horns on it's helmet can be unscrewed and contains emergency beer.

Beerserker replenishing their beer-belly

Tips for battling this

There are two techniques that work against Beerserker: first, hero has to relinquish all his beer possesions, so Beerserker leaves them alone. All beer conesers agree that smell of even poor quality beer is better than old faint beer scent heroes exclude. As heroes never use this one, there is: second, fight to the last drop of beer. Heroes protective of their beer can be vicious and have usually 50% survival rate.



Attributes

Strengths

  • when smells fresh beer goes into uncontrollable rage
  • ingesting beer gives him strenght of ten beer kegs barreling towards you at high speed


Weaknesses

  • watered down beer
  • growing immunity to beer effects due to exposure
  • when in rage can spill beer and cry over it
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