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They often posses a traditional beerserking garb: horned helmet, mugs for ale, sometimes hop necklace.
 
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The horns on it's helmet can be unscrewed and contains emergency beer.
 
The horns on it's helmet can be unscrewed and contains emergency beer.

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Monsters of Godville
Beerserker
Beruseruku bersërkr
Beerserk.gif ‎
Class humanoid
Habitat near brewhouses and beer stores
Description fearsome beersome warrior

The Beerserker is a monster that takes his power from beer. It is said that beer become his god and he doesn't need favour of no one else.


Origins

Stories of Beerserkers are as old as beer itself. Tales of heroes and heroines that forgot about their patrons in a bout of alkoholic ecstazy. Whispers of warriors so depraved of alkohol on their AA meetings that at the barest of mentions of beer they go into uncontrollable rage.

The most well documented story tells about beer brewer which devotion to beer ran so deep he denounced all gods except Beer. In punishement god of parties, Dionizos, chased his from his brewhouses and he forbade him making his own beer. Lost brewer couldn't take separation from his beloved liquor. He swore vengance upon Dionysus and all who drink beer. He became first beer-seeking warrior whose only ambition was to rob beer-drinkers of their liquid estates.

How to recognize this monster

Beerserker replenishing their beer-belly
Wiser Beerserkers never leave home without beer

When hero see a big tubby warrior barreling towards them with empty beer pitcher and expression of greed and rage on his face, the answer is only one: Beerserker.

Beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable. It appears as rather docile, if big in stature, horned warrior who will follow hero with hopeful expression. But do not be fooled by its placidness! It's a tactic that leads lost Beerserker to the nearest tavern and lets them regain their power!

They often posses a traditional beerserking garb: horned helmet, mugs for ale, sometimes hop necklace.

  • Other distinguishing features:

The horns on it's helmet can be unscrewed and contains emergency beer.

Tips for battling stray Beerserkers

There are two techniques that work against Beerserker:

First, hero has to relinquish all his beer possessions, so Beerserker is busy drinking and leaves them alone. All beer connoisseurs agree that flavour of even poor quality beer is better than old faint beer scent heroes exclude.

As heroes never use first one, there is:

Second, fight to the last drop of beer. Heroes protective of their beer can be vicious and have usually 50% survival rate.

Attributes

Strengths

  • When smells fresh beer goes into uncontrollable rage
  • Ingesting beer gives him strength of ten beer kegs barreling towards you at high speed

Weaknesses

  • Watered down beer
  • Growing immunity to beer effects due to exposure
  • When in rage can spill beer and cry over it
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