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| − | + | First, hero has to relinquish all his beer possesions, so Beerserker is busy drinking and leaves them alone. All beer conesers agree that flavour of even poor quality beer is better than old faint beer scent heroes exclude. | |
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| + | As heroes never use first one, there is: | ||
| + | Second, fight to the last drop of beer. Heroes protective of their beer can be vicious and have usually 50% survival rate. | ||
== Attributes == | == Attributes == | ||
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| Beerserker | |
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| Beruseruku bersërkr | |
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| Class | humanoid |
| Habitat | near brewhouses and beer stores |
| Description | fearsome beersome warrior |
The Beerserker is a monster that takes his power from beer. It is said that beer become his god and he doesn't need favour of no one else.
Contents
Origins
Stories of Beerserkers are as old as beer itself. They talk of beer brewers which devotion ran do deep they denounced all gods except Beer. In punishement god of parties, Dionizos, chased them from their brewhouses and he forbade them making their own beer. Lost brewers couldn't take separation from their beloved liquor and they became first beer-seeking warriors. Tales of heroes and heroines that forgot about their patrons in a bout of alkoholic ecstazy. Whispers of warriors so depraved of alkohol on their AA meetings that at the barest of mentions of beer they go into uncontrollable rage.
How to recognize this monster
When hero see a big tubby warrior barreling towards them with empty beer pitcher and expression of greed and rage on his face, the answer is only one: Beerserker.
Beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable. It appears as rather docile, if big in stature, horned warrior who will follow hero with hopefull expression. But do not be fooled by it's placidness! It's a tactic that leds lost Beerserker to the nearest tawern and lets them regain their power!
They often posses a traditional beerserking garb: horned helmet, mugs for ale, sometimes hop necklace.
Other distinguishing features
The horns on it's helmet can be unscrewed and contains emergency beer.
Tips for battling stray Beerserkers
There are two techniques that work against Beerserker: First, hero has to relinquish all his beer possesions, so Beerserker is busy drinking and leaves them alone. All beer conesers agree that flavour of even poor quality beer is better than old faint beer scent heroes exclude.
As heroes never use first one, there is: Second, fight to the last drop of beer. Heroes protective of their beer can be vicious and have usually 50% survival rate.
Attributes
Strengths
- when smells fresh beer goes into uncontrollable rage
- ingesting beer gives him strenght of ten beer kegs barreling towards you at high speed
Weaknesses
- watered down beer
- growing immunity to beer effects due to exposure
- when in rage can spill beer and cry over it
