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| image =  Beerserk.gif ‎  
 
| image =  Beerserk.gif ‎  
| description = fearsome beersome warrior
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| description = Fearsome, beersome warrior.
| latin = Beruseruku bersërkr <!-- a Latin-style species name, if known/made-up -->
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| latin = Beruseruku bersërkr
| class = humanoid
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| class = Humanoid
| habitat = near brewhouses and beer stores
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| habitat = Near brewhouses and beer stores.
 
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The '''Beerserker'''  is a monster that takes his power from beer. It is said that the beer became his god and he doesn't need favour of no one else.
 
  
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The '''Beerserker''' (''Beruseruku bersërkr'') is a [[monster]] that takes his power from beer. It is said that the beer became his god and he needs the favour of no one else.
  
 
== Origins ==
 
== Origins ==
Stories of Beerserkers are as old as beer itself. Tales of heroes and heroines that forgot about their patrons in a bout of alcoholic ecstasy. Whispers of warriors so deprived of alcohol on their AA meetings that at the barest of mentions of beer they go into uncontrollable rage.
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Stories of '''Beerserkers''' (''Beruseruku bersërkr'') are as old as beer itself... tales of [[hero|heroes and heroines]] who forgot about their patron deities in bouts of alcoholic ecstasy... whispers of warriors so deprived of alcohol during their AA meetings that at the barest mentions of beer they go into uncontrollable rage.
  
The most well documented story tells about  beer brewer which devotion to beer ran so deeply that he denounced all gods except Beer. In punishement god of parties, Dionysus, chased him away from his brewhouses and he forbade him making his own beer. Lost brewer couldn't take separation from his beloved liquor. He swore vengance upon Dionysus and all who drink beer. He became first beer-seeking warrior whose only ambition was to rob beer-drinkers of their liquid estates.
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The most well-documented story tells of a beer brewer whose devotion to beer ran so deep that he denounced all gods except Beer. In punishment, the god of parties, Dionysus, drove the brewer from his [[tavern|brewhouses]] and forbade him to make his own beer. This lost brewer couldn't take separation from his beloved distillation, so he swore vengance upon Dionysus and all who drink beer. He became first beer-seeking warrior whose only ambition was to rob beer-drinkers of their liquid estates.
  
== How to recognize this monster ==  
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== How to Recognize this [[Monster]] ==  
[[File: Beerhorn.jpg‎|120px‎|frame|Beerserker replenishing their beer-belly]]
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[[File: Beerhorn.jpg‎|100px‎|frame|Beerserker replenishing their beer-belly]]
[[File: Beerdelivery.jpg |70px‎|frame|Wiser Beerserkers never leave home without beer]]
 
When hero see a big tubby warrior barreling towards them with empty beer pitcher and expression of greed and rage on his face, the answer is only one: Beerserker.
 
  
Beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable. It appears as rather docile, if big in stature, horned warrior who will follow hero with hopeful expression. But do not be fooled by its placidness! It's a tactic that leads lost Beerserker to the nearest tavern and lets them regain their power!
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When a {{hero or heroine}} sees a tubby warrior barreling towards {{him or her}} with an empty beer pitcher and expression of greed and rage on its face, the answer is only one: '''Beerserker'''.
  
They often posses a traditional beerserking garb: horned helmet, mugs for ale, sometimes hop necklace.
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[[File: Beerdelivery.jpg |70px‎|frame|Wiser Beerserkers never leave home without beer]]
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The beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable. It appears as a rather docile, if large in stature, horned warrior who follows hero with a hopeful expression. But do not be fooled by its placidness! This tactic leads a lost Beerserker to the nearest tavern and lets it regain its power!
  
* Other distinguishing features:  
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===Other Distinguishing Features:===
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* Beerserkers often don a traditional beerserking garb consisting of a horned helmet, mugs for ale, and sometimes a hop necklace.
  
The horns on it's helmet can be unscrewed and contains emergency beer.
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* The horns on a Beerserker's helmet can be unscrewed and contains emergency beer.
  
== Tips for battling stray Beerserkers ==
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== Tips for Battling Stray Beerserkers ==
 
There are two techniques that work against Beerserker:  
 
There are two techniques that work against Beerserker:  
  
First, hero has to relinquish all his beer possessions, so Beerserker is busy drinking and leaves them alone. All beer connoisseurs agree that flavour of even poor quality beer is better than old faint beer scent heroes exclude.  
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* The first method requires the {{hero or heroine}} to relinquish all {{his or her}} beer possessions, so Beerserker is busy drinking and leaves {{him or her}} alone. All beer connoisseurs agree that the flavour of even bad beer is better than old, faint beer scent that heroes and heroines exude.  
  
As heroes never use first one, there is:  
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As heroes and heroines never use first method:  
  
Second, fight to the last drop of beer. Heroes protective of their beer can be vicious and have usually 50% survival rate.
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* The second method requires the {{hero or heroine}} to fight to the last drop of beer. {{A or b|Heroes|Heroines}} protective of their beer can be vicious, and have usually 50% survival rate.
  
 
== Attributes ==
 
== Attributes ==
 
 
=== Strengths ===
 
=== Strengths ===
* When smells fresh beer, goes into uncontrollable rage
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* When smelling fresh beer, goes into uncontrollable rage.
* Ingesting beer gives him strength of ten beer kegs barreling towards you at high speed
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* Ingesting beer gives each the strength of ten beer kegs barreling towards the {{hero or heroine}} at high speed.
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* May become a [[Boozerker]] upon death.
  
 
=== Weaknesses ===
 
=== Weaknesses ===
* Watered down beer
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* Watered down beer similarly dilutes the Beerserker's strength.
* Growing immunity to beer effects due to exposure
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* Growing immunity to beer's effects due to exposure.
* When in rage can spill beer and cry over it
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* When in rage, may spill beer and cry over it.
  
 
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Beerserker
Beruseruku bersërkr
Beerserk.gif ‎
Class Humanoid
Habitat Near brewhouses and beer stores.
Description Fearsome, beersome warrior.

The Beerserker (Beruseruku bersërkr) is a monster that takes his power from beer. It is said that the beer became his god and he needs the favour of no one else.

Origins

Stories of Beerserkers (Beruseruku bersërkr) are as old as beer itself... tales of heroes and heroines who forgot about their patron deities in bouts of alcoholic ecstasy... whispers of warriors so deprived of alcohol during their AA meetings that at the barest mentions of beer they go into uncontrollable rage.

The most well-documented story tells of a beer brewer whose devotion to beer ran so deep that he denounced all gods except Beer. In punishment, the god of parties, Dionysus, drove the brewer from his brewhouses and forbade him to make his own beer. This lost brewer couldn't take separation from his beloved distillation, so he swore vengance upon Dionysus and all who drink beer. He became first beer-seeking warrior whose only ambition was to rob beer-drinkers of their liquid estates.

How to Recognize this Monster

Beerserker replenishing their beer-belly

When a hero sees a tubby warrior barreling towards him with an empty beer pitcher and expression of greed and rage on its face, the answer is only one: Beerserker.

Wiser Beerserkers never leave home without beer

The beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable. It appears as a rather docile, if large in stature, horned warrior who follows hero with a hopeful expression. But do not be fooled by its placidness! This tactic leads a lost Beerserker to the nearest tavern and lets it regain its power!

Other Distinguishing Features:

  • Beerserkers often don a traditional beerserking garb consisting of a horned helmet, mugs for ale, and sometimes a hop necklace.
  • The horns on a Beerserker's helmet can be unscrewed and contains emergency beer.

Tips for Battling Stray Beerserkers

There are two techniques that work against Beerserker:

  • The first method requires the hero to relinquish all his beer possessions, so Beerserker is busy drinking and leaves him alone. All beer connoisseurs agree that the flavour of even bad beer is better than old, faint beer scent that heroes and heroines exude.

As heroes and heroines never use first method:

  • The second method requires the hero to fight to the last drop of beer. Heroes protective of their beer can be vicious, and have usually 50% survival rate.

Attributes

Strengths

  • When smelling fresh beer, goes into uncontrollable rage.
  • Ingesting beer gives each the strength of ten beer kegs barreling towards the hero at high speed.
  • May become a Boozerker upon death.

Weaknesses

  • Watered down beer similarly dilutes the Beerserker's strength.
  • Growing immunity to beer's effects due to exposure.
  • When in rage, may spill beer and cry over it.
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