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| image =  Beerserk.gif ‎  
 
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| description = fearsome beersome warrior
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| description = Fearsome, beersome warrior.
| latin = Beruseruku bersërkr <!-- a Latin-style species name, if known/made-up -->
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| latin = Beruseruku bersërkr
| class = humanoid
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| class = Humanoid
| habitat = near brewhouses and beer stores
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| habitat = Near brewhouses and beer stores.
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| totem = The Cyberfunks
 
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The '''Beerserker'''  is a monster that takes his power from beer. It is said that beer become his god and he doesn't need favour of no one else.
 
  
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The '''Beerserker''' (''Beruseruku bersërkr'') is a [[monster]] that draws its power from beer. It is said that the beer became its god and it needs the favour of no one else.
  
 
== Origins ==
 
== Origins ==
Stories of Beerserkers are as old as beer itself. They talk of beer brewers which devotion run do deep they denounced all gods except Beer. In punishement god of parties, Dionizos, chased them from their brewhouses and he forbade them making their own beer. Lost brewers couldn't take separation from their beloved liquor and their become first beer-seeking warriors.  Tales of heroes and heroines that forgot about their patrons in a bout of alkoholic ecstazy. Whispers of warriors so depraved of alkohol on their AA meetings that at the barest of mentions of beer they go into uncontrollable rage.
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Stories of '''Beerserkers''' (''Beruseruku bersërkr'') are as old as beer itself, in tales of [[hero|heroes and heroines]] who forgot about their patron deities in bouts of alcoholic ecstasy, and in whispers of warriors so deprived of alcohol during their AA meetings that at the barest mentions of beer they go into uncontrollable rage.
  
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The most well-documented story tells of a beer brewer whose devotion to beer ran so deep that he denounced all gods except Beer. In punishment, the god of parties, Dionysus, drove the brewer from his [[tavern|brewhouses]] and forbade him to make his own beer. This lost brewer couldn't take separation from his beloved distillation, so he swore vengance upon Dionysus and all who drink beer. He became the first beer-seeking warrior whose only ambition was to rob beer-drinkers of their liquid estates.
  
== How to recognize this monster ==
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== How to Recognize this [[Monster]] ==  
[[File: Beerdelivery.jpg |120px‎|frame|Wiser Beerserkers never leave home without beer]]
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[[File: Beerhorn.jpg‎|100px‎|frame|Beerserker replenishing his beer-belly]]
When hero see a big tubby warrior barreling towards them with empty beer pitcher and expression of greed and rage on his face, the answer is only one: Beerserker.
 
  
Beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable. It appears as rather docile, if big in stature, horned warrior who will follow hero with hopefull expression. But do not be fooled by it's placidness! It's a tactic that leds lost Beerserker to the nearest tawern and lets them regain their power!
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When a {{hero or heroine}} sees a tubby warrior barreling towards {{him or her}} with an empty tankard and an expression of greed and rage on its face, there is only one answer: '''Beerserker'''.
  
They often posses a traditional beerserking garb: horned helmet, mugs for ale, sometimes hop necklace.
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[[File: Beerdelivery.jpg |70px‎|frame|Wiser Beerserkers never leave home without a tun of beer.]]
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The beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable, in contrast. It appears as a rather docile, if large in stature, horned warrior who follows {{hero or heroine} with a hopeful expression. But do not be fooled by its placidness! This tactic leads a lost Beerserker to the nearest tavern and lets it regain its power!
  
* Other distinguishing features
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===Other Distinguishing Features:===
The horns on it's helmet can be unscrewed and contains emergency beer.
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* Beerserkers often don traditional beerserking garb, consisting of a horned helmet, mugs for ale, and sometimes a hop necklace.
  
[[File: Beerhorn.jpg‎|120px‎|frame|Beerserker replenishing their beer-belly]]
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* The horns on a Beerserker's helmet can be unscrewed and contain emergency beer.
  
== Tips for battling this ==
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== Tips for Battling Stray Beerserkers ==
There are two techniques that work against Beerserker: first, hero has to relinquish all his beer possesions, so Beerserker leaves them alone. All beer conesers agree that smell of even poor quality beer is better than old faint beer scent heroes exclude. As heroes never use this one, there is: second, fight to the last drop of beer. Heroes protective of their beer can be vicious and have usually 50% survival rate.
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There are two techniques that work against a Beerserker:  
  
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* The first method requires the {{hero or heroine}} to relinquish all {{his or her}} beer possessions, so Beerserker is busy drinking and leaves {{him or her}} alone. All beer connoisseurs agree that the flavour of even bad beer is better than the old, faint beer scent that heroes and heroines exude.
  
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As heroes and heroines never use first method:
  
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* The second method requires the {{hero or heroine}} to fight to the last drop of beer. {{a or b|Heroes|Heroines}} protective of their beer can be vicious, and usually have a 50% survival rate.
  
 
== Attributes ==
 
== Attributes ==
 
 
=== Strengths ===
 
=== Strengths ===
* when smells fresh beer goes into uncontrollable rage
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* When smelling fresh beer, goes into uncontrollable rage.
* ingesting beer gives him strenght of ten beer kegs barreling towards you at high speed
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* Ingestion of beer gives each the strength of ten beer kegs barreling towards the {{hero or heroine}} at high speed.
 
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* May become a [[Boozerker]] upon death.
  
 
=== Weaknesses ===
 
=== Weaknesses ===
* watered down beer
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* Watered down beer similarly dilutes the Beerserker's strength.
* growing immunity to beer effects due to exposure
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* Growing immunity to beer's effects due to exposure.
* when in rage can spill beer and cry over it
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* When in a rage, may spill beer and cry over it.
  
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Latest revision as of 13:03, 16 February 2019

Monsters of Godville
Beerserker
Beruseruku bersërkr
Beerserk.gif ‎
Class Humanoid
Habitat Near brewhouses and beer stores.
Description Fearsome, beersome warrior.
Totem for The Cyberfunks

The Beerserker (Beruseruku bersërkr) is a monster that draws its power from beer. It is said that the beer became its god and it needs the favour of no one else.

Origins

Stories of Beerserkers (Beruseruku bersërkr) are as old as beer itself, in tales of heroes and heroines who forgot about their patron deities in bouts of alcoholic ecstasy, and in whispers of warriors so deprived of alcohol during their AA meetings that at the barest mentions of beer they go into uncontrollable rage.

The most well-documented story tells of a beer brewer whose devotion to beer ran so deep that he denounced all gods except Beer. In punishment, the god of parties, Dionysus, drove the brewer from his brewhouses and forbade him to make his own beer. This lost brewer couldn't take separation from his beloved distillation, so he swore vengance upon Dionysus and all who drink beer. He became the first beer-seeking warrior whose only ambition was to rob beer-drinkers of their liquid estates.

How to Recognize this Monster

Beerserker replenishing his beer-belly

When a hero sees a tubby warrior barreling towards him with an empty tankard and an expression of greed and rage on its face, there is only one answer: Beerserker.

Wiser Beerserkers never leave home without a tun of beer.

The beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable, in contrast. It appears as a rather docile, if large in stature, horned warrior who follows {{hero or heroine} with a hopeful expression. But do not be fooled by its placidness! This tactic leads a lost Beerserker to the nearest tavern and lets it regain its power!

Other Distinguishing Features:

  • Beerserkers often don traditional beerserking garb, consisting of a horned helmet, mugs for ale, and sometimes a hop necklace.
  • The horns on a Beerserker's helmet can be unscrewed and contain emergency beer.

Tips for Battling Stray Beerserkers

There are two techniques that work against a Beerserker:

  • The first method requires the hero to relinquish all his beer possessions, so Beerserker is busy drinking and leaves him alone. All beer connoisseurs agree that the flavour of even bad beer is better than the old, faint beer scent that heroes and heroines exude.

As heroes and heroines never use first method:

  • The second method requires the hero to fight to the last drop of beer. Heroes protective of their beer can be vicious, and usually have a 50% survival rate.

Attributes

Strengths

  • When smelling fresh beer, goes into uncontrollable rage.
  • Ingestion of beer gives each the strength of ten beer kegs barreling towards the hero at high speed.
  • May become a Boozerker upon death.

Weaknesses

  • Watered down beer similarly dilutes the Beerserker's strength.
  • Growing immunity to beer's effects due to exposure.
  • When in a rage, may spill beer and cry over it.
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