Beer Mugger

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Pets of Godville
Beer Mugger
Grassator cervisiarius
Class Illegal Acquirer / Cerevisaphile
Habitat Outside of taverns, bars, and other places where beers is sold
Description Unknown
Boss Type Unknown

The Beer Mugger (Grassator cervisiarius) is a monster known primarily by robbing unsuspecting (and, often, inebriated) citizens of their valuable barley-and-hops-based beverages. It is speculated that Beer Muggers are actually the remains of particularly inept and failed heroes. The many beatings they would receive at the hands of other monsters left them disfigured and unrecognizable, and their failure to acquire gold coins left them utterly without beer. Thus, they abandoned adventuring for a life of crime.

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Beer muggers' primary motivation is to acquire beer through illegal means. They are particularly drawn to heroes and heroines. Godville University monsterologists hold two competing theories as to the origins of this attraction. The "Pong" school of thought maintains that the Beer Mugger can detect the scent of even small quantities of beer on the breath or clothing of heroes and heroines (but, if we're being honest, the quantities are rarely small). The "Density" school of thought espouses the theory that Beer Muggers have learned over many years of experience that heroes and heroines are the stupidest citizens of Godville, and therefore the most desirable targets. As it happens, the unusual attire of most of the adventuring classes makes them easy for hunting Beer Muggers to spot. Beer Muggers will approach their targets, often in a darkened alley and wearing a long coat or balaclava, and demand a case of beer. As their victims also tend to be cerevisaphiles, the result is a winner-take-all-beer battle to the death. Following a successful mugging, the Beer Mugger will hastily drink down it prize, cry while looking at pictures of ex-lovers, then pass out on the sidewalk, only to rise again. hung over, the next morning to begin the hunt again.

Anti Beer Mugger Tactics

The easiest way to defeat a Beer Mugger is to pretend to acquiesce to its demands, then kill it while it guzzles down the beer. This strategy is, however, only a theoretical one, as no hero has been found thus far who has been willing to surrender any beer without a fight.

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