Beer Bay

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the toxic water has had a strange effect on the animals living in it


History

In Beerburgh's early days the town was faced with a problem. A lot of the people living there were unpleasant and became violent when they were drunk. They were ruining it for the people who wanted to be peaceful and drunk. The ordinary citizens began to give up drinking in order to show that they were not involved with the unpleasant thugs. In order to get rid of the thugs the council invented a rumour about a bay near Las Adminos in which instead of water there was beer. There was a mass emigration from Beerburgh as hundreds of the thugs clubbed together to buy a ship and sailed down the Mainstream to the sea. When they arrived at a bay they saw to their delight that the water was indeed the colour of beer. Unfortunately they discovered it was not beer but a poisonous sludge created by pollution. All the thugs were killed a few days after they drank the 'beer'. The name beer bay stuck and the citizens of Beerburgh started drinking again.


Description

Beer Bay is a peaceful town, population 3,278,804, fairly small compared to many modern cities. Beer Bay's main atraction is the red colored beach water, that does strange things to the local schools of fish, sometimes making them taste like wine. Beer Bay is thought by many to be home to the best beer, wine, orange soda, kool-aid, and chocolate milk in the world. The city is a major sorce of sea food in the world. the mayor of beer bay is Colin Collins, also known for his high school nickname "uber-socks". the orgin of this nickame is contriversial.

Geography

The beer bay is located on the north-west continent whose capital is Los Adminos