Don't join a random guild, join the "Arbitrary" guild.
At level 12, heroes randomly start joining guilds. Take matters into your own hands and pick the "Arbitrary" guild.
Join the Arbitrary guild, and "Insert your content here (here being this entire page)."
Original 29 Members
What? Were you expecting a round number?
Olaf the concorer
Brian the Infallible
Arbitrary Moments in History
2 June 2012 - Entered into an alliance with Guild by Association.
2 June 2012 - Attained listed popularity in 3 towns on the same day.
1% popularity in Bumchester
1% popularity in Los Adminos
1% popularity in Monsterdam
09 July 2012 - Reached 97 guild members
Was always AWESOME!