Don't join a random guild, join the "Arbitrary" guild.
At level 12, heroes randomly start joining guilds. Take matters into your own hands and pick the "Arbitrary" guild.
Join the Arbitrary guild, and "Insert your content here (here being this entire page)."
Original 28 Members
What? Were you expecting a round number?
Olaf the concorer
Brian the Infallible
Arbitrary Moments in History
2012 June 2 - We entered into an alliance with Guild by Association.
2012 July 2 - We attained 1% influence in Bumchester, our first listed influence.