Don't join a random guild, join the "Arbitrary" guild.
At level 12, heroes randomly start joining guilds. Take matters into your own hands and pick the "Arbitrary" guild.
Join the Arbitrary guild, and "Insert your content here (here being this entire page)."
Original 29 Members
What? Were you expecting a round number?
Olaf the concorer
Lord 64465 Brian the Infallible
Arbitrary Moments in History
2012 June 2 - Entered into an alliance with Guild by Association.
2012 June 2 - Attained listed popularity in 3 towns on the same day.
1% popularity in Bumchester
1% popularity in Los Adminos
1% popularity in Monsterdam
2012 July 09 - Reached 97 guild members
Was always AWESOME!