Annihilate Everything with Friendship

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Annihilate Everything with Friendship
Alignment: humane
Gold Fund: ~29252 c.u. c.u.
Founder(s):
Date Founded: ~570 g.e.
Membership Count: 101
Guild Page: Annihilate Everything with Friendship 
Data current as of sometime before tomorrow

History

Nothing of interest. Please skip to the next section. Or, you know, go read a different page.

On the Founding of the Guild

First off never talk about fight club. The guild was created many long moments ago, after the founder's hero lost his Slayers Guild Membership Badge in a bet. The founder rolled up his sleeve (metaphorically) grabbed a nearby dictionary (literally), and donned the Sacred Blindfold of Holy Randomness (an actual blindfold). Thirty-six hours and *information redacted* milestones later, Annihilate Everything with Friendship was formed.

On the Future of the Guild

As a great and powerful man once said, "Trusting a quote on the internet to be true is like trusting a hangnail not to hurt like a b*** when you pull it off." -Abraham Lincoln

With that out of the way let's discuss the future of the guild! As a representative of this fine and wonderful guild, I can safely say that we are underway to becoming the most awesome guild ever. What makes us so amazing? Simple. We don't do a thing to stop it. Like the pirates who don't do anything, we understand that being proactive is overrated. Guilds left and right advertise their usefulness and their benefits that you will receive if you join them. Us? We have one goal. To Annihilate Everything with Friendship! But seriously. It's a zero person game. If you have a question, want to chat, want to laugh or need a friend our forum and our guild council will be there ready and willing to help.

Satisfied customer voices

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I've been a member of this guild for <n> days and it's so much fun! I really like how <companion_A> helped me with <quest_0>. We're like one big family!
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— Satisfied_customer_1
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I love you all soo much! Remeber all the fun we had together? Guys? Where is everybody?
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Jbxf
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If I had to choose any guild, this would be it.


Seriously, I'm not a customer. Can I have my money now?
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— Chuck N.