Annihilate Everything with Friendship
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On the Founding of the Guild
First off never talk about fight club. The guild was created many long moments ago, after the founder's hero lost his Slayers Guild Membership Badge in a bet. The founder rolled up his sleeves (metaphorically), grabbed a nearby dictionary (literally), and donned the Sacred Blindfold of Holy Random (an actual blindfold). Thirty-six hours and several hundred milestones later, Annihilate Everything with Friendship was formed.
Satisfied customer voices
I've been a member of this guild for <n> days and it's so much fun! I really like how <companion_A> helped me with <quest_0>. We're like one big family!
I love you all soo much! Remeber all the fun we had together? Guys? Where is everybody?
If I had to choose any guild, this would be it.
Seriously, I'm not a customer. Can I have my money now?
|— Chuck N.|