502 Bad Gatekeeper

From GodWiki
Revision as of 16:15, 20 February 2019 by WardPhoenix (talk | contribs)
Jump to: navigation, search

This article is a stub.

That means we think there's room here for some great new content, and we think you might be the right person for the job! If you feel inspired, we think you should be bold and expand or rewrite it!
Monsters of Godville
502 Bad Gatekeeper
Malus Bellus Catulus Huic Ostiarius
Class Feline
Habitat Laptops
Description Deadlier than you can imagine

The 502 Bad Gatekeeper (Malus Bellus Catulus Huic Ostiarius) is a gatekeeper monster who tends to fall asleep while on duty, allowing the hero to gain entry.



  • Looks too cute to disturb
  • Makes heroes look twice, slowing them down
  • Will quickly move into action once awoken


  • Eats a lot of tuna
  • He is very ticklish
  • Tends to chase any red lights, giving the hero a chance to escape