Writer's block (Equipment)
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When facing an opponent armed with a Writer's block one must be careful for there are two distinct kinds.
The famous writer's block is said to have been developed by the obscure sports writer, Flattery O'Conman, to destroy the careers of those he hated most, famous writers and famous athletes. It is actually part of a two part move, the famous writer's block and tackle. The first part, the block proper, is a failed basketball move adapted to American football. It involves standing absolutely still, looking the opponent in the eye, and saying "Hemingway did it better with fewer words". The best response is to walk on by, saying in passing, "that's not what your sister moanedlast night."
The infamous writer's block is the weapon used to devastating effect by the world renowned comedy team Goot and Berg against their illustrious opponents, Harry Potter and the Wood Block Prince in the ingrate Godville Comedy Slam. In a very dirty fight on a rainy day in the local pigsty, Berg mud wrestled the prince's own wooden block away from him and proceeded to beat him senseless--a surprisingly easy operation from which the patient never fully recovered, probably because foot had already wrestled away both his blue cross and his blue shield. Now this famous event is regularly repeated at publisher's cocktail parties the world over, even though everyone now knows the incredibly effective defense: to chant: "you will never transmute that wooden brick to gold because I own the copyright.".