Weapon of less destruction
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Once upon a time the Weapon of Less Destruction was known as the "Weapon of More Destruction. It was a +999weapon and was one of the strongest weapons in the entirety of Godville. When a hero somehow obtained it, everybody was all over him, as peasants wanted to touch it, other heroes were praying for the hero to be killed by lightning, but to no avail, as the blade was literally so strong it blocked prayers and even the merchants were offering 999,999 gold for it.
After he slept in an inn for free, as everyone else rented a room just to be near him. Then he set out to kill some monsters. As expected, the weapon killed every monster with one swing. But something was off a little bit. He was getting no items! But he thought that it was just because they had no loot. Then, he encountered a boss monster. In 2 turns, he killed the boss. Then, just like before, he didn't get anything from the boss's inventory. It was because the weapon was too strong! It was destroying all the loot including the gold. In a fit of rage, his god cursed the blade and so, It became the Weapon of less destruction.