Wade Deadpool Wilson

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FACTS ABOUT W.D.W

  • If you have five dollars and Wade Deadpool Wilson has five coins, Wade Deadpool Wilson has more money than you.
  • Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Wade Deadpool Wilson roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
  • Wade Deadpool Wilson sleeps with a night light. Not because Wade Deadpool Wilson is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Wade Deadpool Wilson.
  • If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Wade Deadpool Wilson.
  • God offered Wade Deadpool Wilson the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
  • If you want a list of Wade Deadpool Wilson enemies, just check the extinct species list.
  • Wade Deadpool Wilson counted to infinity - twice.
  • If you can see Wade Deadpool Wilson, he can see you. If you can't see Wade Deadpool Wilson you may be only seconds away from death.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Wade Deadpool Wilson.
  • Wade Deadpool Wilson once threw a medieval grenade, which killed 203 beasts..........and then it exploded.