Vegan Cannibal

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Monsters of Godville
Vegan Cannibal
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Class Mammal
Habitat Cemeteries and farms
Description An anemic enemy

The Vegan Cannibal (Anthropophagus herbovora) is a boss-monster that may be encountered at the end of the mini-quest "Stay until the bitter end."

Heroes who confront this monster are in for a challenge. Everyone knows that a good steak is delicious. Convincing a cannibal not to eat its own kind is hard enough but doing so without getting oneself eaten in the process makes this a nerve wrecking task for any hero. On top of that you have to get it to be vegan! Sounds like mission impossible. Good luck!

Attributes

Strengths

  • Great cook
  • Knows karate
  • Thrifty
  • Won the national turkey and pumpkin carving contests, respectively, 3 years in a row (2007-2010)
  • Asbestos fingers

Weaknesses

  • Always running out of spices
  • Can't resist instagramming an aesthetically pleasing dish
  • Chocolate chip cookies
  • Extremely picky.

Mini-Quest Progression (Artifact Award)

  1. Convince a cannibal to become a vegetarian (Vegetarian meatball)
  2. Serve hot dogs at a vegan event (Hair of the dog)
  3. Stay until the bitter end


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