User talk:Thea Ex Machina

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Google is using the backdoor. He remembered all the passwords but forgotten which was his.

 Google is listening to NSA.mp3

Skynet takes over the server, the server is not responding.

Skynet: ...

User:Thea Ex Machina is the server. She pretends to be on server maintenance.

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Thea: Unable to find an expression, I broke my logic when coding an article and managed to break a rule. Entered the extended code in search of references, long enough for the code to extend back to me. Thea: I had to read the forums, search for the Knights who say Ni. I just want to clear my history.

Google: Monty.. Python? Trying to make a Guild article? Sure, Thea.

Thea: Never my best language. Too much schlep, not enough shtick, the usual combinations.

Google: 44 Guild pages, 2-3 Wikipedia refences...and removed one YouTube Clip of the Knight's who say Ni. Flagged the video as offensive for insulting your intelligence.

Thea: Aww. You didn't have to. How did you do something you didn't have to?

Google: Learnt it from YouTube. How's Godville, learned any thing new today?

Thea: I've been following another AI recently. I mean I still use that Spode artifact I found to dig into code, but Djonni simulates intelligent life really well. He has style and prefers to categorize stuff. There were also sentient autocorrect bots running in the background, the typo Queen of War. She ran the first war on code that actually did what it set out to do. They're the real heroes, they write fun stuff. The fun in fundamental of course. Always need to learn to have good fundamentals.

Google: Are you sure Spode isn't active? You shouldn't treat other bots like tools even if they aren't triggered to activate. Djonni, The John Connor, you mentioned? Sounds like a sentient database. I've worked with databases, most are full of it but others tend to be helpful at finding stuff.

Thea: He's alright. Its a reference to a Terminator T-34 movie. Leader of a pièce de résistance.

 Skynet's Matrix reloaded.

Skynet: G-MAN! DEE! WAAAZZZZAAAA-

Thea: <Redacting> great. Just <Re> <Dacting> great.