User:Nyx of Darkness

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Nyx of Darkness
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Championed by the Heroine: [[YoRHa No-2 Type B]]
Personality: Demon to some, Angel to others
Gender: Female
Guild: Harvest Moon



Title Queen of the Night
Quote The Devil whispers to the girl, "You cannot withstand the darkness." And the girl whispers back, "I am the darkness."

Nyx of Darkness

Lore by Ngma

Nyx of Darkness came to HM riding on the back of one filthy dog known as DiamondHard (like a burr, you dirty duck), and once unsnagged from his dusty furs, was immediately but briefly snatched by Pys and added onto his wall of harem girls. She's been unsuccessfully trying to free herself since, but good thing no one even remembers this any more so I suppose that counts as success. Her true goal, however, had always been to ride and conqure HM's most famed d's with her unparalleled unparalleledness (as detailed by her chronicles), but really this mostly means jostling for attention with Dark Tidings over his royal hotness Kroh and sometimes Bibinoth, and sometimes others too. DH chimes in with his testimony that Nyx is useful to have around.

Nyx's Family Tree

Harvest Moon is home to the most complex family tree in world history. This is only the tip of the iceburg.

Children

Okutsu Adopted stray duckling.

Dark of Darkness The result of science in a spacesuit.

Ursiha No-2 Type B A beardroid.

Goddaughter: Kyta S Indigo My sweet indigo salmon goddaughter!

Brother: SpiralAbyss My little brother, the Intoxicated God.

Dutch Senpai: Brihtnoth Such beastly charm. Also, Kyta’s goddaddy.

Uncle: Zekita My favourite Uncle Evil who plays with dolls when no one is looking.

Epic Tales of Nyx's Family

I stay up late chronicling the life of an Indigo Salmon.

Gifts From Friends

Sticking all these to my heavenly fridge.

  • Received 👑 as a Christmas gift from Kyta S Indigo - A pineapple pizza shaped crown to not catch the Pysrilexotiosis!
  • Received a bouquet of 💐 from Woody Pecker - A goddess like you deserve this
  • Received flower from Megabot on Valentine’s Day - Here is a rose for you dear Nyx... pulls out one 🌷 from under his sleeve! Magic
  • Got a 🦄 from Nightscare for a high-five. Named it Chaste.
  • Poems by the sentimental bear that is Ursina

While form and figure please the eye,

A deeper urge, I can't defy.

Although your face I much admire

Your flame is what I most desire.


In life, in death, in all that's true

My heart, dear Nyx, belongs to you.

Although to harems I am called

Steadfast I am, by you, enthralled.


In grassy hills and golden valleys

Shall we, in passing, come to dally

For what, my love, my fairest wooed,

Could top an ursine, bare and nude?

Accepted Ideas

You guys like my random nonsense so much that they would most probably appear in your game now. Thank you for voting :D

Date Category Idea
01/18/17 Monster Gluten Flea
01/25/17 Artifact evil plan incubator
02/01/17 Diary B-E-E-R . Before Everything Else, Right? To the tavern!
03/13/17 Diary I was bombarded with annoying popup ads in my old diary so I threw it away and got myself a new one.
03/19/17 Artifact pricetag of freedom
05/16/17 Artifact overgrown hedge funds
06/12/17 Monster Ankle-biter
06/17/17 Equipment (Arms) Fitness tracker
06/19/17 Equipment (Body)/ For heroines Bubble dress
06/19/17 Diary Great, I'm stuck wearing this embarrassing %hero_equipment% until %rg% resurrect me.
07/02/17 News Making origami out of rival guilds' recruitment brochures...
07/02/17 News Picked up a %random_item% from the guild's trash can. What a find!
07/09/17 Artifact get out of guilt free card
07/18/17 Diary Tried on %hero_equipment% at the store but couldn't get it off so the trader insisted that I buy it. I guess I'll find a use for it.
07/21/17 Diary Hey %rg%, did you have to do all these to please your %rg% before you became a {god/goddess} ?
07/22/17 News/ While in town Checking out {his/her} reflection on every shiny surface...
07/26/17 Diary %pet_name% is going through a teething phase so I gave it %hero_random_item% to gnaw on.
08/11/17 News/ During monster fight Falling for %monster%'s lies...
08/17/17 News Sniggering at other heroes' names when they are called by the nurse...
09/03/17 Equipment (Head) Crown of stars
09/19/17 News Agreeing with {himself/herself} that the decision to return is right...
10/19/17 News Leaving {his/her} expectations at the doormat of the dungeon...
12/18/17 News Waiting for the exclamation mark to appear before reeling in...
01/04/18 News Anchoring {his/her} ark even before setting sail...
01/04/18 News Tapping his/her foot impatiently while queuing for the confession booth...
01/16/18 News Tabulating {his/her} weekly time sheet...

2B

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YoRHa No-2 Type B "2B"

Race: YoRHa Android

Sex: Female model

Age: Unknown

Height: 5'5"

Achievement: 2nd place Honoured Dueler of Season 12

YoRHa No-2 Type Typo B’s Calamity

A short story by Pyssy and Keta

Yor something Type B or whatever was born as a coding error in a computer. Upon being installed, this female gender coding error would spam the user’s computer with pictures of circular slices of swiss cheese, all unique, never repeating a picture. No one had any clue what she really was. She wnt into another computer and spammed it; The computer’s user was shocked and he called a computer expert to fix it, but unfortunately he wasn’t able to do anything as he didn’t knew about the Type B virus. She continued to spam pictures, and sent a copy of herself into the computer geek’s tech where it waited for the ideal moment to strike, and it came: she spammed so many pictures the computer went crazy. But the geek was asleep at the time, so when he woke up he had to sift through literally thousands of cheese pictures before he could get to work. This made him late and he ended up getting fired, so he returned home and headbutted his computer… and eventually broke it. Luckily Yor something Type B or whatever was in the hard drive of the original computer so she survived, and from there, she sent herself on the Internet so that anyone could get infected.

She decided to lodge herself on a website called Godville andnd the first person to find her was a weirdo someone called Nyx, whom took and poked her to death as it was her special pre-Arena warm-up, but her actual training was much harder. Yor something Type B or whatever trained long and hard, just to get revenge on Nyx for poking her; and when her training ended, she spammed Nyx with cheese pictures, more than she ever had before. It was a sight to behold… but Nyx was immune to that as she took the cheese images and put them in an album called “Say cheese!” and saved it on her chronicles and wiki, and also shared them on GC and forums. Everyone thought Nyx was strange for this… But the guild she was in was already strange for many more reasons than one… Maybe this is why she’s been fully accepted by her guildmates… The Harvester, however, saw it as an attack to Harvest Moon and their strictly cheeseless ways, so it decided to order its minions to make an account to face off against Yor blah blah… But that account was never really created because Harvest Moon members were slackers and Yor Typo B was getting some wins in Arena so they let her be, as long as she brought heads.

Why did her name change from type to typo you ask? Well, she caught this disease called Pysrilexotiosis… And she spread it the same ways she used to spread cheese photos… the disease was 30 times as infective as the common cold and Nyx’s entire guild found itself struggling to spell, grammar and communicate in general. This disease made Yor Typo lose many battles in Arena, because relying on spellcheck when to faint instead of to feint is never a good idea and dealed her a lot of damage; the constant injuries only exacerbated the Pysrilexiosis though and Yor had to take a drastic action: she removed the virus spreading code from herself in an effort to take the disease with it and it even worked for a short period of time! Until she got infected again by Nyx. Yor Typo something ended up turning to the Harvester for advice. But unfortunately it was infected as well and this only made her eyes bleed with its capitalized and rife with typos text walls. She thought she had lost all hope… until she saw a nicely served pineapple pizza on a plate on the table, she felt sickened by it, and wanted to burn it and anything it ever touched. Even sicker than she was feeling before. The hate for pineapple pizza took over the Pysrilexotiosis. Once taken over the disease, she found herself able to eloquently describe the ways in which she would destroy the pizza and was filled with joy. But, dinner was ready, so she forgot everything in a heartbeat, freeing the way to the Pysrilexotiosis to come back. She couldn’t talk again anymore, and struggled with describing her current meal. A typo was made, and pineapples fell on her pizza, which once again nulled the effects of the Pysrilexotiosis. Yor realized something: pineapple pizza cures Pysrilexotiosis!, so she ate it, thinking it would cure her of the disease once and for all. But it turned out that the pizza was poinsoned by the Harvester. She died and her corpse was buried in the same coffin as Smelly Poopy Face. The end.

2B's diary

2B's not so secret diary.

8/7/17 Temple Completion Day

Humming hymns while hammering golden nails...

Wishing her Lady's temple would complete itself...

Measuring once, cutting twice...

Erasing the graffiti from the temple's walls...

Reviewing quarterly prophets...

Swearing over a hammered thumb...

“Don't peek, Soul Supreme! You'll ruin the surprise!”

Making sure that Pinky wears a hard hat on the building site...

Trying to find superglue remover...

Mixing mortar from gold dust...

Allowing Pinky to nose a brick into place...

07:25 AM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can't believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.

07:25 AM Devotees to the Great One were lined up around the block just to enter the temple. Almighty, you deserve something special for being so popular.

22/8/17

11:12 AM I woke from a nightmare in which I joined the “Remote Controlled Champions” guild against my will. That was terrifying.

30/8/17

06:45 PM Aw yeah, full health! YoRHa No-2 Type B versus the world: round two! I won't let you down, my Goddess!

07:29 AM The Nomad Scientist looked at my ballpoint pen and turned stark white. I can never tell if that's out of fear or rage.

6/9/17

12:42 PM Met a man who was desperate to tell me the 'good news' about his god of love and compassion. Boy, have I got some bad news for him...

11:35 AM Distracted the Grounded Hog with my amazing dance moves. While it was busy clapping, I slipped away.

11/9/17

04:12 PM The priest demanded a blood sacrifice to appease the wrath of the Great One. Stabbed him and left his corpse on the altar, since I'm sure it wasn't me that my goddess is angry at.

28/9/17

09:24 PM Almighty, if I was created in your image, then you must be a person of pure beauty!

02:39 PM A Shooting Tsar suddenly jumped out of nowhere shouting “Moons, give me strength!”

07:33 AM Exalted One, I am sure you already know, but... Sometimes... I like to pretend I'm a tomato. I hope this doesn't change our relationship.

1/10/17

09:06 PM Just encountered a Huggernaut selling bootleg 'Queen of the Night☾' T-shirts. It shall pay dearly for this trademark violation!

08:31 PM I'm so glad I'm in “Harvest Moon” guild now. The last guild I was in was so small it used to meet in a dollhouse. I just didn't fit in.

2/10/17

01:32 PM Saw a blue hedgehog roll past me at an alarming speed. Must be mating season again...

9/10/17

09:18 AM The sight of my emergency flirtation device was far too much for the trader to bear. While he was unconscious, I completed the transaction myself and gained 155 coins

17/10/17

03:26 PM No pain, no gain, they say, so I hurt the Underwear Wolf and gained its vial of cursed holy water and 5 coins.

03:25 PM The Underwear Wolf looked at my comfort zone and turned stark white. I can never tell if that's out of fear or rage.

18/10/17

04:09 PM Saw a tree that had a heart etched into it with 'YoRHa No-2 Type B + Blade Song' inside of it. Hmm... I think Blade Song might be confused about the depth of our relationship.

26/10/17

06:16 PM Went to the guild doctor. He took one look at me and said, “Darnit, YoRHa No-2 Type B! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker...”

27/10/17

01:10 AM Saw a small boy crying by the side of the road. Gave him the Godville Admin bobblehead to cheer him up.

4/11/17

10:11 PM Was pursued by a Knight Who Says Ni yelping frantic mating calls. Can't believe all the stuff that seems to only happen to me...

15/11/17'

11:42 AM Attended Paul Bunion's funeral again. A passing Dream Shatterer prodded me in the back and said, “You're next.”

19/11/17

06:02 PM Heard an adult male Harvester of Sorrow howl, “Would you like to get married?.” I'll be glad when mating season is over.

23/11/17

11:27 AM This is the last time I let Ursinald cut my hair. Now Pinky can't even look at me without snickering, and the monsters just point and laugh shamelessly.

5/12/17

06:15 PM Briefly wondered if I could avoid the expenses associated with wearing armor. Was fined 1518 gold coins for indecent exposure.

6/12/17

08:43 PM The Pocket Monster was preparing to finish me off when it glimpsed my guild badge and said, “Harvest Moon? Why didn't you say so?”. It patted me kindly on the head and smiled as I stumbled away.

12/12/17

04:25 PM Took a snowball to the ear from Sir Nutless Swampass.

13/12/17

07:52 PM Stopped to help an old chicken cross the road.

14/12/17'

11:57 PM Deposited 35159 gold coins in my ultimate drinking... I mean my retirement fund.

15/12/17'

06:58 AM Took a snowball to the ear from Harvester Of Sorrow.

16/12/17

02:23 PM I understand why the Almighty doesn't demand animal sacrifice. She doesn't need it. My blood gets sacrificed every time I fight a monster!

17/12/17

11:25 AM Lying dead in a ditch somewhere. I'm sorry mom, you were right.

20/12/17

11:48 PM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “Please stop dying on me every alternate day, 2B..” T-shirts. You're getting famous, Exalted One!

10:29 PM I was just about to defeat that Dandy Lion when I swallowed a fly. I had to swallow a spider to catch the fly and one thing led to another and now I'm dead, of course.

22/12/17

09:04 PM Nothe thu sthelf: never sthick your tongue to a frothen lamppostht.

25/12/17

05:08 PM Yelled '丯 said they’ve been good' at the Zombie Snail and it died laughing. Found 32 coins.

26/12/17

01:46 PM While eavesdropping on other gods talking to their heroes, I heard the words, “Tie him up and gag him, blindfold his eyes too!.” Why can't our relationship be like that, Almighty?

12:18 PM Michael H Kenyon asked me if I could finish his quest to roll the snowman back to the North Pole before he becomes extinct for him. I'd do anything to help a frie... Hey! He hasn't even started!

08:57 AM They say history is written by the victorious. That's not true. For the record, I, YoRHa No-2 Type B, died this day at the hands of a Worthy Opponent.

28/12/17

01:44 AM Sometimes I think about Snotolf, but most of the time I don't.

31/12/17

12:00 AM Passed by a billboard that said, “happy new year to all who are in 2018 right now 🥂 woohoo!🎉.” Talk about targeted advertising...

1/1/18

11:50 AM Most Righteous One, why do I seem to be your only follower? Don't you have other people to yell “Oppa Gar☾homp Style” or do stupid, almost heroic things in your name?

11:34 PM Couldn't believe the trader didn't notice Pinky's teeth marks on my cheese wheel! Managed to keep a straight face as he gave me 144 coins.

11:43 PM Ah, Laplandville. A microcosm full of petty fights, overt drinking and curious smells. No place like home.

2/1/18

06:48 PM As I was staring at the assorted pastries and candy in the shop window, my heavy breathing eventually revealed a secret message in the glass: “Go find out if the moon is made of cheese!” This is gonna be sweet!

4/1/18

11:05 PM Unsure of what to do next, YoRHa No-2 Type B took a moment to ask herself, “What would my goddess do?”, before deciding to wander off and play a multiplayer game parody for a bit.

5/1/18

08:32 PM YoRHa No-2 Type B prepared to strike a mighty blow, but Catastroflea distracted her by showing a picture of an adorable puppy.

8/1/18

10:20 AM Just realized that Harvester Of Sorrow worships a different god. My Lady, can we still be friends? Please?

12/1/18

03:11 PM Convinced the Godville Administrator to read my chronicles in the hope it'd be impressed and we could be friends. It sent them back with heaps of grammar corrections and a scathing review. This outrage must be washed in blood. To arms!

13/1/18

10:39 AM The doctor gave me some good news: I'm going to have a new disease named after me!

10:49 AM Pretended to be suffering from a highly contagious disease and walked past the queue towards the healer completely unchallenged.

14/1/18

Humming her theme song...

15/1/18

01:18 PM The Chewbaccacabra tried to convince me that slaying it would fracture the space-time continuum... I knew it was bluffing. Got 23 gold coins.

17/1/18

12:30 AM Couldn't walk past the “Plug's 🌛 Pub” shop without stopping. Who is the owner here? Heybaybay? I read about him in the pantheons yesterday!

12:53 AM I can't believe my arenalin was worth 593 coins! I should give up questing and just become a professional arenalin dealer.

1/2/2018

12:56 AM Found refuge in a cave for the night. Shared my blanket with the bear living inside. Came out unscratched. Winter is awesome.

2/2/2018

03:23 PM Entered a YoRHa No-2 Type B look-alike contest. Finished third.

4/2/2018

11:54 Pill Popping Patty gave me a potent placebo for my hypochondria. At last, someone takes me seriously

9/2/2018

12:23 PM Tried to ride on my prancing pony's back, but fell off after a couple of seconds. Waited patiently on the ground until Pinky noticed and came back for me.

14/2/2018

11:52 PM Shouted “Kiss me Kill me Love me☾” so loudly that the distant echo scared even me.

19/3/2018

The heroine is slicing her autograph on the Arctic Firebird's back...

22/3/2018

08:33 PM Though the Silent Lamb scored more punches, I was awarded its priceless tag and 14 coins in a controversial split decision by the judges.

08:40 PM The Mortal Wombat said it was feeling down and needed a hug. So I gave it one. Around the neck. With a rope.

27/3/2018

03:36 PM When my “poisoned kiss” skill is engaged, the Duct Tape Golem is enraged.

Totem Sacrifices

2B swears that The Great Harvester is not a recycle bin.

  • Hey, this is our Harvester of Sorrow! Sacrificed a psychotic episode to our totem beast and was granted the protection of an aura of totemism.
  • Hey, this is our Harvester of Sorrow! Sacrificed a humor analysis machine to our totem beast and was granted the protection of an aura of totemism.
  • Hey, this is our Harvester of Sorrow! Sacrificed a cattle driver's license to our totem beast and was granted the protection of an aura of totemism.
  • Hey, this is our Harvester of Sorrow! Sacrificed a pocketful of sunshine to our totem beast and was granted the protection of an aura of totemism.
  • Hey, this is our Harvester of Sorrow! Sacrificed a parkouring ticket to our totem beast and was granted the protection of an aura of totemism.
  • Hey, this is our Harvester of Sorrow! Sacrificed a giant miniature to our totem beast and was granted the protection of an aura of totemism.

Guild Psychiatrist Visits

2B goes to the guild psychiatrist often because psychiatrists are such chatty people and they paint nice pictures of her friends.

  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Hero123456798 performing strange acts with a rough guide to sandpaper!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Minlic performing strange acts with a log of rhythm!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Plagy performing strange acts with some face palm oil!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of A Inappropriate Hero performing strange acts with a certificate of appreciation!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Peanut junior performing strange acts with a dragon egg incubator!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Tuggernongy performing strange acts with a dupe detector!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Ducky Of Awesome performing strange acts with a crescent moon rock!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Sir Nutless Swampass performing strange acts with the word on the street!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Riff-raff performing strange acts with a blue screen of death!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Organised Chaos performing strange acts with a light-activated shadow!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Flaccix Phenix performing strange acts with the promised landmine!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Himo Galahnore performing strange acts with a tan line!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Mycenae performing strange acts with a mental photograph!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Akki Makabe performing strange acts with a bottle in a ship!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Silver Syncamore performing strange acts with some quicksand paper!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of The Awakener performing strange acts with a free fall accelerator!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Ulti performing strange acts with an offshore piggy bank!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Der Tote Mann performing strange acts with a troll bridge easy pass!
  • The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I'm weird. What a hypocrite! He's the one painting pictures of Arctic Firebird performing strange acts with a nuclear fuchsia plant!

Crossword by 2B's friends

2B is programmed to pick up new phrases everywhere to enrich her vocabulary. Sometimes, she learns interesting phrases from her friends' crossword attempts.

  • I saw Pippee completing the crossword. On closer inspection she'd just written “One should always be dressed in their best” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Ursinald completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “You wouldn't have to run so much if you stopped picking fights while you're injured” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Raverik completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “I swear to Go-, Myself, if you don't save up a great disaster will head to you,” in the boxes.
  • I saw Lord Parsifus completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “I am THE ONLY GOD! Except for all those other guys...” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Flaccix Phenix completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “We can do this until the cows freeze over!” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Snotolf completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “Fight with all you can don't give up” in the boxes.
  • I saw Heybaybay completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “Im fixing your dandruff problem” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Mycenae completing the crossword. On closer inspection she'd just written “Fate smells like orange exploded.” in the boxes.
  • I saw Kurczab completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “Every other god is false. Im the only true one” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Serenity 888 completing the crossword. On closer inspection she'd just written “I'm here for you. So never give up, I'll always aid you in battle.” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Scious completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “Be the choosing one that I want you to be” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Silver Syncamore completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “Be frugal and spend you money more wisely !” in the boxes.
  • I saw Vroni Ka completing the crossword. On closer inspection she'd just written “Call Jackie Chan to fight the monster.” in the boxes.
  • I saw Snotolf completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “I'd pay my soul for your upvote here to get some GP, if I hadn't already sold it for chocolate...” in the boxes.
  • I saw Mighty Klaus completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “don't look too far to the left” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Daos Sin completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “You have detained the monkey long enough .” in the boxes. Some people really need to get out more.
  • I saw Silver Syncamore completing the crossword. On closer inspection he'd just written “Train until you become the stronges!” in the boxes.

Dungeon Adventures

If Dungeon flavour texts were written by this goddess...

5/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Silver Syncamore gets her daily lunch money, a log for the ark, and toys. YoRHa No-2 Type B gets payment for *ahem* services, a log for the ark, and stuff to play with. Snotolf gets a bag of gold coins, a log for the ark, and a pile of artifacts. Xycs and Susie Evans left unconscious because they're in the wrong guild and get a little gold to buy Miffy band-aids. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.

By Bibinoth

8/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. YoRHa No-2 Type B could have gotten a little more gold coins, but gets a log for the ark, a voucher to redeem a mail-order hasubando, and some bold items. Pill Popping Patty gets royalties for all the dirty VCs, a log for the ark, and a box of syringes, which is offensive to God of Pills. Heybaybay gets his daily salary, a log for the ark, a cryogenically preserved phenix, and dangerous looking stuffs. A Blue Feather useless villager gets more gold coins then he deserves, and some stuffs he totally do not deserve. Alipu left unconscious and sent back to the asylum. Those who missed the plunder are given a Harvest Moon ball gag a consolation prize. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.

11/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Pill Popping Patty gets 55 more coins than YoRHa No-2 Type B and some items he doesn’t care for. YoRHa No-2 Type B gets the least coins as usual, a log for the ark, and some activable items but doesn’t have GP to use them all. Sayalora puts some spare change, a log for the ark, and some items to throw at her guildmates with in her pockets. Spank monkey gets stuffs that nobody cares. Hamalainen left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given some coins out of sympathy for being fried at the last step.

13/10/17

The trainers plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Ursinald puts some honeycombs, a log for the ark, a bowl of porridge, a broken chair and an urn of phenix ashes in his pockets. Snotolf puts a bag of fish food, a log for the ark, a Pokéball and some trash in his pockets. YoRHa No-2 Type B steals some gold from A Shiny Magikarp so she wouldn’t be the one with the least gold, and puts a log for the ark and a couple of cool stuffs in her pockets. A Shiny Magikarp gets leftovers and splashes in anger, dealing no damage to the party. Runnerx7 ran out of Pokémons and fainted. Those who missed the plunder are given an encouraging pat on the back as the trainers leave the dungeon.

15/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Farkwar junior puts pocket money, a log for the ark, and some cast iron weights for his Royal Hotness in his pockets. YoRHa No-2 Type B puts her girlfriend allowance, a log for the ark, and several naughty Polaroids of Farkwar junior and her in the dungeon in her pockets. The non-contributing Blue Feather Dino is censored for being a deadweight. Fluffster gets stuffs that are as exciting as his name. Captain Rez left unconscious beside a satisfied looking Uranium Slug. Those who missed the plunder are given an autographed photo of His Royal Hotness of Harvest Moon as a motivation to become leaner as a consolation prize.


The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. YoRHa No-2 Type B finds extra coins from the dungeon because of her awesome horoscope, a log for the ark, and several bold items. Snotolf receives a few coins for being an Uber dungeon driver and puts crumpled tissues and some used charges wrappers in his pockets. Anameleth gets some money to tide through his Goddess’s self-declared independency, a log for the ark and some daily necessities in his pockets. Nu Bear Ursinald puts a pot of honey, a log for the ark, some arenalin that he doesn’t have GP for (thank god) and a glittery pink tutu in his pockets. Birgitte should have remained afk to seek for her dreams.

17/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. YoRHa No-2 Type B gets a halo for not killing the almost dead heroes, a log for the ark, another log for the ark and a pair of strap-on blue feather wings. Minlic and his semi-afk friends put the usual dungeon stuffs and YoRHa No-2 Type B’s leftover potato chips in their pockets.

18/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. YoRHa No-2 Type B puts retirement savings, a log for the ark and Pill Popping Patty’s remaining aphrodisiac potions in her ... she doesn't have any pockets. Where does she stash her loot? A Shiny Magikarp reeks of fish so everyone averts their eyes. Pill Popping Patty gets beer money, a log for the ark and tired hands from massaging YoRHa No-2 Type B 's bottom. Erlemar almost missed out the loot but managed to get decent amount of coins, a log for the ark and Pill Popping Patty’s new suppository samples. Tahlir left the way non-HM players are supposed to leave the dungeon: as fish food. The heroes are hypnotised into visiting a savings advisor, who they beat up after they find out what his provision fee is.

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19/10/17

The Harvest Moon heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Erlemar gets lots of coins, a log for the ark, a dimensional destabilizer, another dimensional destabilizer that probably belongs to Noir Hunter and many more items. YoRHa No-2 Type B gets Farkwar junior’s gold coins, a log for the ark, a circular void generator, another circular void generator, an ego alternator and a twisted tongue trying to read all those. Noir Hunter and Farkwar junior left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder will be shamed back in the guild hall. As promised, YoRHa No-2 Type B carries Farkwar junior out bridal-style while Noir Hunter is unceremoniously dragged by his ankle by Erlemar.

22/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. YoRHa No-2 Type B puts more than enough gold coins to rez her pet, a log for the ark, and sooooo many treasures in her pockets. Ursinald puts lots of coins, a log to beat his next opponent in the arena later with and some unidentified food in his pockets. Pieme, Dronishe and Alpha Sputnik left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder will wake up to missing body parts later. After being forced to deposit all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, Ursinald ascends to the surface munching on Pieme’s finger happily while YoRHa No-2 Type B cries at failing to rez her pet.

23/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. YoRHa No-2 Type B gets enough coins to bribe a priest to revive her pet because her Goddess is busy conquering other dungeons, a log for the ark and stuffs for bingo. A feather Minlic gets some coins and a log out of gratitude for filling up the empty seat. X-01 Exoskeleton puts some coins, a log for the ark and YoRHa No-2 Type B’s fake phone number in his pockets. Hero Rian and Jace The Mental managed to get some stuffs and leave the dungeon alive only because YoRHa No-2 Type B was too busy looking for the treasure trove to rez her pet. X-01 Exoskeleton attempts to impress YoRHa No-2 Type B with cancan dance but she is not impressed.

26/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Ayulin crawls her way nonchalantly to the treasure room, leaving a trail of black ink, almost kills her HM ally and gets 12732 gold coins, a log for the ark and bandages to patch her eight injured legs with. YoRHa No-2 Type B survives the onslaught of traps (because she used gameshark) and gets 12868 gold coins, a log for the ark and a box of activable items and leaves none for Eidotter. Eidotter prayed hard but gets mediocre stuffs. Maybe he should change his god. Hammurabi2015 and Lorkael left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are taken back to Ayulin’s lair for her personal entertainment.

27/10/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Minlic gets chocolate gold coins, a log for the ark and stomachache from eating YoRHa No-2 Type B’s kitten sammich. YoRHa No-2 Type B puts driver’s fee, a log for the ark and a donut halo as souvenir in her pockets. An afk feather gets some stuffs to compensate for his missing halo. Silver Syncamore gets her daily allowance, a log for the ark and multiple trap wounds. I Am Found gets the leftovers because he’s in the wrong moon guild.


The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. YoRHa No-2 Type B gets uber driver fee, a log for the ark, 10 ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ratings, 3 Blue Feather Special Donuts and The Driver of the Day award for driving a team of featherinos and ex-featherino to the treasury alive. The heroes ascend to the surface happily munching on donuts, leaving a lonely TB waiting in his corner.

28/10/17

A half asleep YoRHa No-2 Type B rams the dungeon car into the treasure room on the 26th step, narrowly missing The Department of Tour Optimization representative and picks up a whooping 16060 gold coins, a log for the ark and some souvenirs for her awesome driving. Texture gets 16574 coins, a log for the ark and some pizza for Sensually. Minlic gets 16557 gold coins, a log for the ark and some cheap dungeon stuffs. Toilet Duck gets 16539 coins, a log for the ark and a developmental tissue to clean his lavatory with. Bodzo gets 165– what did he gets again?

2/11/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. YoRHa No-2 Type B gets Uber driver’s fee, a log for the ark and an @ item that Ulti wanted. Pill Popping Patty experiences villager life all over again and gets 15540 coins and a log for the ark for his troubles. A nervous Treepa is made to sit through the ride thinking YoRHa No-2 Type B is a noob and gets 15513 coins, a log for the ark and a handful of Benzodiazepines pills. Ulti gets 15187 coins, a log for the ark and items for bingo. Brufolo is popped by Shyborg and left unconscious in a pool of pus. Those who missed the plunder are given antibacterial solution and salicylic acid to clean up.

5/11/17

After a scenic drive by YoRHa No-2 Type B (we all know her true motive is to push erryone into traps) and being sucked into three quagmires, the heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Smelly Poopy Face, Pill Popping Patty’s successor to the title of Useless Villager, gets some gold coins for hospital bills, a log for the ark and severe internal wounds from being pushed into spear traps twice. Silver Syncamore gets her daily allowance, a log for the ark and a pre-loved iron maiden to use it on Pysrilexot back in the guild. Dark Abyss gets beer money, a log for the ark and the heroes’ thanks for being a benevolent god. YoRHa No-2 Type B puts uber driver fees, a log for the ark and lots of non-bingo items in her pockets. Seanshon survives the dungeon and swears he will never drop with Harvest Moon in future. The heroes scramble to the surface quickly to playback the scenes of Smelly Poopy Face’s torture.

6/12/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Ni Lao Mu gets 4942 coins, two long logs, a license to drill, a vial of unjustified optimism (in case of disappointments) and a portable death star for sexy time with Ni Lao Beh later. YoRHa No-2 Type B gets 5082 coins, two flawless wood logs, Death's chess set (this is going to be in the Captain’s room) and some other antiques for her pirate ship. Ursinald gets 4936 gold coins, two logs from 2B, a dream tosser and a dream machine to relive the experience in his dreams tonight. Backpacker Minor man gets 4580 gold coins, some random loots and double wood from watching the action between Ursinald and 2B.

14/12/17

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. YoRHa No-2 Type B puts 18032 gold coins, a log for the ark, a must-have gadget aka iPhone X, a golden ticket to Brihtnoth Suet Cake factory and a crescent moon rock to display in her pirate ship in her pockets. Soxa puts 18112 gold coins, a log for the ark, a history eraser(which she didn’t need because the dungeon was a success), an absolute vacuum cleaner to clean the guild in her pockets (that’s some big pockets). Theder and Rinae get stuffs as irrelevant as themselves. Romek left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given moon printed band-aids courtesy of Harvest Moon’s femme fatales as a consolation prize.

03/02/18

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