Sometimes I write about incidents that I have witnessed that touched me very deeply down. Here is a record of them. :o
Origin of Brihtnoth and Anubhavagrawal
Once upon a time, like all other children of the primordial God, Brihtnoagrawal was in the shape of a rounded whole. His back and sides made a circle with four arms and legs, and he had two faces upon a circular neck. One face was the half we now know as Brihtnoth, while the other was the god we now know as Anubhavagrawal. They were one entity and walked the earth with 8 limbs, as together and thus fused, they couldn’t run but would instead roll around in fearsome cartwheels. They were of such awesome strength, force, and pride that they were a formidable power that challenged the very primordial God. So, to punish their sin, He sent a thunderbolt that split Brihtnoagrawal down the center of their back, splitting the one entity into two halves. The scar left behind was a gruesome sight to behold, and became home to hoards of bacteria and other critter and life forms similarly found on HP’s sock. The primordial God scattered the two across the continents so they are cursed to suffer in their isolated loneliness.
And Brihtnoth and Anubhavagrawal thus wandered about the Earth, searching and longing for each other, aching to once more become whole.
Pys is most generally found lounging about in his natural habitat, lurking on gc and Discord while nonchalantly searching for his next potential harem candidate. He willfully turns a blind eye toward voices of dissent as some wives think they could leave. What fools! Pys never divorces! He goes to bed every night crying tears of joy over how many husbands and wives and children he has amassed. They don't understand. This is all destiny.
Pys and Keta
Once upon a time, a flame ran into a pie in the forums of GV. Together they spammed many meaningless games and fell madly in love with one another. Their passions were of such strength that it could not be contained to the game threads alone, and they ran rampant like wildfire over all neighboring GV guilds big and small, near and far. Their unholy union seared the eyes of all fellow GV players and induced such venomous jealousy that they were shunned from speaking from one place to the next. But eventually there came to exist a place of free love called Discord where people of all walks and relationship statuses were allowed to speak free, and from thence on the two learned to control their pants and their mouths a slight bit better, now that their hormones found a proper place of release. Now they're slightly more tolerable in gc.
Nyx of Darkness
Nyx of Darkness came to HM riding on the back of one filthy dog known as DiamondHard (like a burr, you dirty duck), and once unsnagged from his dusty furs, was immediately but briefly snatched by Pys and added onto his wall of harem girls. She's been unsuccessfully trying to free herself since, but good thing no one even remembers this any more so I suppose that counts as success. Her true goal, however, had always been to ride and conqure HM's most famed d's with her unparalleled unparalleledness (as detailed by her chronicles), but really this mostly means jostling for attention with Dark Tidings over his royal hotness Kroh and sometimes Bibinoth, and sometimes others too. DH chimes in with his testimony that Nyx is useful to have around.