|Championed by the Hero:||Schmacks|
|Motto:||I Went To Godville and All I Got Was This Lousy Motto|
- EVE Ω
- Now accepting applications for students, acolytes, sycophants and zealots. Apply within.
EvEoMeGa has declared Herself the patron Goddess of All Outcasts**
- Are you lonely because you don't have any friends? EvEoMeGa can teach you how to not even want any friends!
- Do you lie awake at night worrying about what will happen the next day? EvEoMeGa can reveal the pointlessness of all your trivial pursuits!
- Are you in the bathroom crying right now because you can't take the pressure of your job, class, or life in general? Pray to EvEoMeGa and She will show you how to just not give a f*%k!
- Have your co-workers/classmates started giggling whenever you walk into the room, then whispered among themselves while making pointed glances your way? EvEoMeGa will smite them for you! ** = All claims are unverified and cannot be considered accurate.
Time Is The Fire In Which We Burn
- Disillusionment is incredibly painful to undergo. Hold fast to the lies as long as you can.
- Buzz and cheese are the two most essential items for a contented life in our modern society.
- Monkeys and apes are comical to us because they are a mirror for humanity, and discomfort causes laughter.
- If apples were oranges, I still wouldn't drink juice.
- It's quite possible, even likely, that DOG actually does equal GOD. They know too much, I can see it in their eyes.
- Coincidence is the human excuse for not being able to fully understand the WHY and the HOW of the Universe in general.
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