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Welcome to guild of The Knights who say ni! and a warm welcome from our more advanced members who prefer to be referred to as The Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni!

"Ni!" is the most notable of our sacred words which is used to protect; the others being "Peng" and "Neee-wom", although we may also say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing!" because of the challenging pronunciation. All of these words cause horror, fear and pain when delivered by our knights and those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!

If you wish to join us the we demand that you bring us a shrubbery, if the shrubbery is not big enough then ye must return with two even greater shrubberies arranged in a two tier effect with a little path running down the middle. It must also be one that looks nice and is not too expensive. After this is done ye shall cut down the mightiest tree in the Godville forest with... a herring!

Type the following to join us Join "knights who say ni!"' guild

We have a forum thread here; for all members to get in touch and talk to each other.

Fare ye well...