Unicow

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Monsters of Godville
Unicow
Unicornis taurus
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Class Hybrid
Habitat Grass field
Description A unicorn-cow hybrid with unibrow

The Unicow (Unicornis taurus) is a hybrid between a unicorn and a cow. The unicorn is a holy animal, but the unicow's stupidity is an insult to everything holy. Therefore, the unicow is a Monster that must be smited.

The unicow has overall cow appearance with a unicorn's horn and a dark, thick unibrow resulting in a perpetual frown resembling a disapproving mother in law. The unicow is infertile, but both male and female produces milk in toned down rainbow colors unlike the unicorn's bright poop. Colors include chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mango, and original.

Despite a heroine's anthropomorphism, the unicow is not intelligent enough to be envious of a heroine's status as heaven's beloved or hate her for some reason. It is simply an incredibly stupid animal with unstable mentality that resulted from bad breeding.

Artificial Creation

A unicorn's horn and a cow's hide can be used to summon a unicow by sacrificing it to the Monster God. An alchemist (automatically atheistic) might use those to transmutate one into being. Similarly, a heroine can also summon one by sacrificing those materials to her Goddess or God, usually to grind experience or for the nutritious milk. This might anger the Goddess or God though, and the heroine that dared to do this risk getting struck by lightning instead.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Stupidly strong
  • Sharp horn
  • Nutritious and pretty milk

Weaknesses

  • Heathenly stupid
  • Can't breed so always very rare
  • Basically more livestock than monster