We're smarter than the average dog!
My name is Ruffian, and my twin sister's name is Barkian. We are two dogs in a suit, and we assimilated into humans. We're still learning how to act like a human. Like the other day, we learned that humans don't drink out of toilets... that's ridiculous!
- Can usually be seen at amusement parks stealing the rails from rollercoaster rides.
- Their favorite color is blue, even though they've never seen it.
- Their god is Drunk Satan.
- Founders of the Sexy Seals.
- Every mailman is their arch nemesis.