The carefree life is the life that members of this guild seek. Rules, regulations, wars, and politics are for those who like to worry, and why would anyone want to do that? Nothing beats walking out the door and heading wherever your feet will take you. Imagine the interesting people (and monsters) you'll meet along the way! If this is the kind of life you seek, then consider joining The Slorgish, where you will be briefly surrounded by men and women who share your ideals...until they head out the door and on to whatever adventures they happen to run into.
One day a human by the name of Slag the Mutt decided that trying to join a guild would be too much of a hassle and would lead to worries. He therefore decided to become the leader of his own guild so he wouldn't have to worry about it. He also decided there would be no rules or ranks to deal with, and no hassles in order to join. To put it simply: he didn't want to worry about it. Therefore anyone who wishes to join the guild is automatically granted membership.
How to Join
You can join The Slorgish simply by using the Voice of God to say 'join "The Slorgish" guild.'