The Guild of Calamitous Intent
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THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT
Welcome to The Guild of Calamitous Intent's Wiki Page!
"It is by far the greatest, most comprehensive Guild wiki page in the universe. We will not tell you how we accomplished this, but if you get an alert that something fishy is being downloaded to your interweb device, just let it happen. At worst, it will be mildly annoying, and at best, it will point you in the direction of the nearest TGoCI-sponsored FREE BEER station, wherever you may be.
The founder of the guild went totally AFK, I guess. It happened before anyone besides that one miserable guy we banned used the guild chat. (Seriously, if all you post is that you’re “[CENSORED] wasted,” you need to get a life.)
We’ve had questions about the origins of the guild, and we don’t know for sure. It’s not because of some TV show, but we think it had to do with a poem. Yeah, TGoCI is full of drunken, violent poets. Who love to write about hugs and bunnies and (checks his own chronicles) glitter.
Join if you want. We’ve learned how to cheat at the game (supposedly). Maybe we tell you, maybe we just make you the low hero on the totem pole.
We ARE more fun than most guilds. Maybe ALL guilds. Maybe not.
, 19th August 2014
|Election Date||Guild Leader||Totem||High Level|
|6/8/2019||dude that got impeached||TBD||prophet|