Survive the zombie apocalypse
Difficulty: 11/10 (lowers to 7/10 if a hero obtains a zombie survival kit)
Godville has suddenly somehow become overwhelmed by zombies. The entire population — heroes, pets, shopkeepers, and monsters have all transformed into ravenous, flesh-hungry creatures. Hopefully, your hero can survive the <insert appropriate amount of time for your hero to be rescued here>.
In order to complete this quest, your hero will need to complete the following steps: have flashbacks and flashpresents, get up off the sofa, walk around barefooted, cry for a zombie with no legs, get hit in the head with a shovel, take a shower with two strangers, shoot a coworker, operate a See-n-Say, and find a horse who knows how to play Peggle all in order to successfully complete this season's latest episode of Surviving the zombie apocalypse.
Quest takes approximately 10.5 hours (real time) to complete.