Squirmisher

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Boss-Monsters of Godville
Squirmisher
Pugnantis abnuentique
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Class Annelid
Habitat Underground
Description Giant worm-like creature
Boss
Boss Type Underground

The Squirmisher (Pugnantis abnuentique "reluctant warrior") is a monster that is incredibly hard to kill.

Like its much smaller cousin the earthworm, the Squirmisher has a segmented body that contains many pairs of hearts. This allows the creature to live on even after literally being sliced in half. Whereas the earthworm has roughly 5 pairs of hearts, the Squirmisher has an amazing 127 pairs of hearts. If your hero should happen to be lucky enough to chop a piece off the Squirmisher or even kill it, they will find that Squirmisher heart is considered a rare delicacy and as such will fetch a hefty price at any market in the land. This is especially true in Unspecifiedistan, where grocers and restaurateurs will fight over the opportunity to add it to their stock.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Regenerative capabilities
  • Asexual reproduction
  • Fecal waste is known to be an excellent fertilizer

Weaknesses

  • Legally blind
  • Gummi worms
  • So many hearts, so little love
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